iPhone from Apple

Rome · February 22, 2011, 05:53:25 PM

This isn't iPhone related but "funny" just the same.

I always wondered why the volume level on the iPod 64 G that we have sounded really low, so I started farging around with it. Come to find out it's preset at the factory so as not to cause permanent deafness on the part of the clueless fargs who purchase it. I removed the volume lock and now my ears are finally & gloriously bleeding.

PS: Tinnitus rules.

rjs246 · April 04, 2011, 09:27:15 AM

I got one of these farging things this weekend. My transformation into an unbearable yuppy douche is now complete. I hate myself.

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 04, 2011, 12:09:02 PM

As you should.

P.S. I'm waiting for the iPhone 5.

Sgt PSN · April 04, 2011, 12:12:46 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on April 04, 2011, 09:27:15 AM
I got one of these farging things this weekend. My transformation into an unbearable yuppy douche is now complete. I hate myself.

There's an app that allows guys to transfer contact info simply by touching tips. Let's do this.

PoopyfaceMcGee · May 06, 2011, 03:09:20 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on April 04, 2011, 09:27:15 AM
I got one of these farging things this weekend. My transformation into an unbearable yuppy douche is now complete. I hate myself.

Quote from: FastFreddie on April 04, 2011, 12:09:02 PM
As you should.

P.S. I'm waiting for the iPhone 5.

I lied. I had to pull the trigger to lock in a service plan discount. Should be here Tuesday or so.

So besides some power accessories and shtein, what else do I need for this shtein? Otterbox case? Is there an app that will tell me over and over again that I'm not a douchebag even though I have an iPhone?

The NBA Jam game for my iPod Touch makes me horny and basically gives me no chance of getting any work done. IS IT THE SHOES?!? I farging loved that game on Sega Genesis.

PhillyGirl · May 06, 2011, 06:32:04 PM

I'm waiting...i have no choice. The upgrade on my office issued Verizon phone won't be here until the 5 comes out, so that'll work for me.

Sgt PSN · May 06, 2011, 10:11:37 PM

Freddie, since you have an ipod touch, most (if not all) of the apps should work just fine on your phone. Not sure if you already knew that.

As for the Otterbox, it's awesome in the sense that you'll probably never break your phone. But it also sucks because it's bulky and the belt clip attachment doesn't seem to hold it in place very well. And since it's bulky, it's a bitch to put in your pocket. Not to mention that the rubber sleeve that goes around it will stick to the inside of your pocket, so when you take the phone out, everything else in your pocket is coming out with it. I bought one that I use when going to the beach or pool, but for everyday use I bought some cheap $10 case.

PhillyPhreak54 · May 06, 2011, 10:54:33 PM

Yeah they gave us an Otterbox and I took mine out.

My old phone had the extended battery pack and that wasn't too bulky but the Otter was. So now I am case-free.

Diomedes · May 06, 2011, 10:57:52 PM

I've got one of those--hard shell over rubber sleeve--and I like it. I'm hard on phones, it's the best cover I've ever had.

p.s. don't keep a phone in some kind of holster on your hip, flaggot

PhillyPhreak54 · May 06, 2011, 11:00:57 PM

Yes, agreed.

Hip phone holsters = gay

put it in your pocket, queers

Diomedes · May 06, 2011, 11:01:54 PM

they even sell pants with handy pockets on the side of the leg...perfect for a phone

PoopyfaceMcGee · May 07, 2011, 06:17:49 PM

It's unfair that women have an extra pocket.

General_Failure · May 07, 2011, 06:19:17 PM

If you'd just scoop out those useless testicles you'd have a handy storage pouch of your own.

PhillyGirl · May 17, 2011, 04:20:08 PM

OK, so I am due for an upgrade and can go with the 4 (or wait for 4s in a month or so).

Regardless, I'm torn. yes, I use an antiquated Blackberry, but for what I use it for (email mostly) its great. I know I'd love EVERYTHING about the iPhone but I can't get past the fact that it doesn't have true push notification for email (for both Gmail and my company email).

Sgt PSN · May 17, 2011, 04:58:53 PM

Define "true push notification." I have the email on my phone set my home and work email and when I have new email, the icon on my phone displays a little red badge with a number inside of it.....the number representing the number of unread emails I have (obviously). Whenever I get a new email, the phone makes a little alert sound and the number of unread messages increases.

Is that not considered true push notification? If not, then what's the difference? Does true push actually display part of the message on your screen or something?

Since we're talking about email on the iPhone....my only major complaint is that there still isn't a "select all" option. There's very few things in life more annoying than trying to clean out my inbox when there's over 100 messages in there and I have to click on every single one to move them. It would seriously be a lot easier and faster for me to select all and then de-select the few messages I wish to keep.