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Tomahawk

#21765
March 17, 2011, 12:17:22 AM
Going to a pawn shop really is a good idea. Who knows, maybe I'll find my stolen watch there. Don't worry - I'm not getting my hopes up; I agree she's probably keeping it as a memento of having met me

General_Failure

#21766
March 17, 2011, 12:50:02 AM
You sure you didn't shove it up your ass for safekeeping? People do that, sometimes.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Munson

#21767
March 17, 2011, 02:51:36 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 16, 2011, 10:55:39 PM
The angrier Tomahawk gets the better this conversation will turn out. So try harder, nerds.

I did my best.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Eagaholic

#21768
March 17, 2011, 10:47:38 AM
People piss me off

DH

#21769
March 17, 2011, 11:51:47 AM
Best line from the Donald Trump roast came from Jeffrey Ross:

"I want to take a minute to pay respect to a guy who couldnt be here tonight..a guy who is no longer with us. Gary Coleman. Gary died last year of multiple anyuerisms....which is also commonly referred to as Different Strokes"

Munson

#21770
March 17, 2011, 12:26:39 PM
Which was ironically a semi-jab/snub in jest of Greg Giraldo, who had by far the best line of the last roast of Hasselhoff...which also was about Gary Coleman.


"Hasselhoff, your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to your side you can hear it going: 'What you talkin' about Willis?'
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Tomahawk

#21771
March 17, 2011, 01:38:09 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on March 17, 2011, 12:50:02 AM
You sure you didn't shove it up your ass for safekeeping? People do that, sometimes.

I'll hire a group of spelunkers to explore the cavernous cornhole

SunMo

#21772
March 17, 2011, 07:14:11 PM
Quote from: DH on March 17, 2011, 11:51:47 AM
Best line from the Donald Trump roast came from Jeffrey Ross:

"I want to take a minute to pay respect to a guy who couldnt be here tonight..a guy who is no longer with us. Gary Coleman. Gary died last year of multiple anyuerisms....which is also commonly referred to as Different Strokes"

it was awesome how bad The Situation bombed on that
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Sgt PSN

#21773
March 17, 2011, 07:37:11 PM
What was awesome though was how bad every single one of them clowned on that d-bag.  Snoop was farging awesome. 

Diomedes

#21774
March 17, 2011, 10:30:25 PM
My wife got sucker punched today.

She's a nurse on a post surgical ward in Baltimore city.  A 51 year old mentally retarded patient--functioning capacity 2 years old--approached her in the nurse's station today and punched her in the stomach, out of the blue.  He's been otherwise very sweet..kinda like a two year old: Great most of the time, but when not great, utterly f'n horrible. 

She got the wind knocked out of her and it shook her a bit, but she's fine otherwise.  She cried some, and made the other nurses deal with him for the rest of her shift, for which she feels guilty, of course.

Other people might claim injury-there were witnesses-and go home.  Get a doctor to say there is bruising, milk it..

We don't do that.  You get shtein and you eat it.  That's life.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#21775
March 17, 2011, 11:09:12 PM
You are not a likable person
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#21776
March 17, 2011, 11:16:04 PM
You are part of the shtein life is making me eat.  And you taste like shtein.  Because, wait for it, you are in fact nothing but a worthless piece of shtein.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

#21777
March 17, 2011, 11:54:52 PM

The man. The myth. The legend.

ice grillin you

#21778
March 18, 2011, 12:23:48 AM
no such thing as being sucker punched in the stomach
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

#21779
March 18, 2011, 12:25:58 AM
lost point in my bullshtein:

she should have been ready. yeti's "wife" would have killed that weirdo
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
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