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Yeti

#21645
March 07, 2011, 09:21:20 PM
I rub my ass on a tree.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Yeti

#21646
March 07, 2011, 09:23:31 PM
I was walking through the woods and i saw a rabbit.
I said excuse me rabbit, do you have problems with shtein sticking to your fur?
and he said "No as a matter of fact I don't"

So I wiped my ass with him.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

mussa

#21647
March 07, 2011, 09:25:02 PM
LOL  :-D
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"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

SD

#21648
March 07, 2011, 10:54:26 PM
I laughed at that joke when I was 6 and my parents let me watch Eddie Murphy Delirious. God Bless them.

Munson

#21649
March 08, 2011, 12:53:22 AM
Everyone either sits or does the "hover technique"
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

mussa

#21650
March 08, 2011, 02:47:31 PM
Official Sponsor of The Fire Andy Reid Club
"We be plundering the High Sequence Seas For the hidden Treasures of Conservation"

MDS

#21651
March 08, 2011, 04:10:39 PM
so this sophomore was the newcomer of the year for girls basketball

me: so you played very briefly last year for varsity?
her: briefly? what does that mean?
me: briefly? um, like you played one game ...
her: oh yea, yea.

a 16 year old not knowing about briefly means. there it is, texas.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#21652
March 08, 2011, 04:20:43 PM
In all fairness, the way you phrased the question wasn't great either. Why not just say, "So you only played varsity for one game last season?" Using the word "briefly" is unnecessarily vague. Also, you were probably staring at her mosquito bites, which distracted her, you crazy pervert.

ice grillin you

#21653
March 08, 2011, 04:24:11 PM
pretty sure "very" in front of "briefly"  was really needed either
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

#21654
March 08, 2011, 04:25:10 PM
i wasnt looking for a quote, i was looking for confirmation that she played a game or something last year for varsity. thats why she wanst newcomer of the year for the district (coaches vote). we obviously dont have the same petty rules.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#21655
March 08, 2011, 05:14:24 PM
What you should have been doing was looking for a job that you have some hope of being successful at.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

#21656
March 08, 2011, 05:29:03 PM
Most people are stupid and operate on a third grade vocabulary level.

Diomedes

#21657
March 08, 2011, 05:50:38 PM
interviewing 16 year old jock girls is satan's work.  no one needs to know what that girl says.  no one.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#21658
March 08, 2011, 05:58:20 PM
Instead of going to the coach to get confirmation on how many games a 16 yr old girl played in, Todd decides to go straight to the girl. 

You weren't wearing a Def Leppard jean jacket and driving an IROC by chance, where ya? 

Yeti

#21659
March 08, 2011, 06:07:51 PM
Are you a reporter at a high school newspaper?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic
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