the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[DH]

someone please help me solve this mystery..

i walk into the bathroom to do my business and open the lone shtein stall..in there, i find one lonely piece of shtein floating atop, but no tp, no tissues, no nothing.

this poses so many questions...
who doesnt flush?
did whomever not flush also not wipe?
did the shtein swim back to the bowl from the river?
im so confused

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

23-year-old grandmother

she's pretty busted for only 23

[MDS]

happy birthday to mcnabb_defense_superbowl. I hope you get that shiny bike you've always wanted.

Happy Birthday, Orodenker.

Enjoy a taco, Tecate and a fat mamacita hooker to celebrate.

i hate each and every one of you

[BigEd76]

ok then....awful birthday, pal

[Susquehanna Birder]

May the cartels embrace you.

[ice grillin you]

someone please help me solve this mystery..

i walk into the bathroom to do my business and open the lone shtein stall..in there, i find one lonely piece of shtein floating atop, but no tp, no tissues, no nothing.

this poses so many questions...
who doesnt flush?
did whomever not flush also not wipe?
did the shtein swim back to the bowl from the river?
im so confused

this has never happened to you?

some pieces of doo doo for whatever reason are more bouyant than others and are harder to get down....so every once in a while youll end up with a straggler

this also will happen when the water pressure isnt up to par

[DH]

sure its happened, but ill always flush it down. cant leave a man behind.

[BigEd76]

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pretty sure the robots are gonna kill us if the zombies don't

[Zanshin]

23-year-old grandmother

she's pretty busted for only 23

She's pretty busted for 93.

[mussa]

sure its happened, but ill always flush it down. cant leave a man behind.

I think it's more of a don't ask, don't tell policy.

[Yeti]

pretty sure the robots are gonna kill us if the zombies don't

swim to an island.  zombies and robots can't swim.

[Dillen]

sure its happened, but ill always flush it down. cant leave a man behind.

On this topic:

Sit or stand when you wipe? Everybody?

[rjs246]

If anyone, anywhere, ever stands up to wipe their ass they should be farging launched into space. Standing up? What the farg?

[Dillen]

It got brought up some time back in the day and a bunch of dudes were like "... you sit?" I don't understand it either. Hilarious though

[rjs246]

Those weren't dudes. And they weren't human.