The Philadelphia Eagles are going to suck in 2011 thread

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 03, 2011, 10:35:52 AM

Matt Nagy, Offensive Quality Control coach!

Don Ho · March 03, 2011, 01:26:58 PM

There we go! The puzzle is complete.

Drunkmasterflex · March 04, 2011, 11:58:23 AM

Good for him.

Don Ho · March 04, 2011, 12:11:55 PM

So Quality Control Coach is like what, Assistant to the Traveling Secretary?

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 07, 2011, 10:43:43 AM

Shady's new backup?

PhillyPhreak54 · March 18, 2011, 08:51:18 AM

I dont know where else to put this...

QuoteEagles fans rated as worst in America
Posted by Michael David Smith on March 18, 2011, 8:32 AM EDT
Houston Texans v Philadelphia Eagles Getty Images

This one comes from our "stuff we're writing about in an attempt to find anything not related to the lockout" department: A new ranking of the worst sports fans in America ranks Philadelphia Eagles fans at the top of the list, which is to say the bottom of the barrel.

Specifically, GQ says Philadelphia Eagles and Phillies fans are tied for the worst.

As the Philadelphia Daily News notes, GQ's rankings are highly subjective, and they trot out the tired old stories you've already heard, about how Philly fans booed Santa Claus, and how Michael Irvin was treated to a profane barrage as he was carted off the field with a career-ending neck injury.

Florio will be thrilled to know that after Philly fans, the next-worst fan base belongs to the West Virginia Mountaineers. Raiders fans come in fourth

I heard an ESPN Radio lackey talking about this yesterday and his entire argument was that because that fat slob puked on the girl at the Phillies game, these ratings were justified.

DH · March 18, 2011, 08:59:29 AM

they actually ranked philly fans as the #1 and #2 worst fans in america. so funny and original!

barstool had the line of the day yesterday when this came out - something along the lines of "hey gq, go ask fans who have attended games in oakland and left w stab wounds who the worst fans in america are and see if they say philly"

Rome · March 18, 2011, 10:49:59 AM

Funniest thing I ever heard is when Irvin went down and someone yelled out stick a needle in his neck, the crackhead is used to it. Also - wrap a chain around his neck and drag his ass off the field! Good stuff.

PoopyfaceMcGee · March 18, 2011, 11:11:25 AM

Penn State football is #7, Maryland basketball is #5... The list has some good entertainment value.