The Philadelphia Eagles are going to suck in 2011 thread

[SunMo]

i'm happy for him

he deserves it

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This is the first I'd heard of any Eagles fans even mentioning the idea of getting Shockey. I assume that most casual fans don't know or care that he's even available, and most knowledgeable/diehard fans aren't interested. So unless PG is slumming it on the wasteland in-between known as the "official" board, this is really confusing.

That said I think that we should all now agree that the Eagles signing Shockey would be a great idea for our personal entertainment/comedy, if nothing else.

[rjs246]

Anyone else get the feeling that PG spends far too much time on facebook and thus represents a personification of the downfall of western society?

[PhillyGirl]

not one single person on fb said it. so all of go kill yourselves. thx

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, it's just the voices in your head? The parts of you that would die happy in a Werth/Shockey love sandwich?

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'd rather have Jeff Thomason back than Jeremy Shockey

[ice grillin you]

lets discuss the pro and cons of a shockey signing

[PhillyPhreak54]

You first.

[SunMo]

Pros:

• Cool Hair
• Fiery (aka gritty)
• White

Cons:

• White
• Injured all the time
• cocky U product who sucks

[ice grillin you]

pro: there might not be a season

con: everything else

[Rome]

Dreamy

[Feva]

Let's just get Celek an arm tattoo and say we did it.

[Diomedes]

no one is talking about getting Shockey

[SunMo]

i think that has been adequately covered

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Let's just get Celek an arm tattoo and say we did it.

We all look alike.