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Sgt PSN

#21465
February 21, 2011, 09:17:40 PM
I use them in the fireplace.

phillymic2000

#21466
February 21, 2011, 09:33:22 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2011, 09:17:40 PM
I use them in the fireplace.

Too much ink in the phone books Sgt Slaughter!! no wonder you are farged up! no need to use starter paper when starting fire. Collect sticks and kindling all summer, then you will have no worries heating the house (or double wide in your case) all winter. Also make sure you have seasoned hard wood  :paranoid to last you at least 2 years in advance.  ;D

Sgt PSN

#21467
February 21, 2011, 10:01:00 PM
Yeah...I live in the desert. Not much by way of sticks and other kindling type materials. A few pages out of the phone book seem to do the job just right.

Yeti

#21468
February 21, 2011, 10:13:49 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2011, 10:01:00 PM
Yeah...I live in the desert. Not much by way of sticks and other kindling type materials. A few pages out of the phone book seem to do the job just right.

If you live in the desert what the farg are you building a fire for?
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Sgt PSN

#21469
February 21, 2011, 10:52:57 PM
Uh...cold nights.

Eagaholic

#21470
February 21, 2011, 11:43:09 PM
Well then why doesn't your desert have trees and shtein for kindling?

MDS

#21471
February 21, 2011, 11:48:43 PM
im sorry but how white trash am i supposed to believe sarge is now
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#21472
February 22, 2011, 08:56:45 AM
You're more christian than I am white trash. 

DH

#21473
February 22, 2011, 10:29:51 AM Last Edit: February 22, 2011, 10:32:53 AM by DH
not sure how many of you read barstool, but they unveiled their philly site yesterday..

http://philly.barstoolsports.com/

Tomahawk

#21474
February 22, 2011, 10:32:50 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 21, 2011, 08:34:49 PM
Someone dropped six new phone books in two heavy plastic bags on my porch today.

How is that not littering?  Why is it now my problem to dispose of these things just because someone put them on my property?  If I weren't a decent neighbor, I'd throw them in the street. 

Goddamn it.

I feel the same way about all the unsolicited flyers from grocery stores and what not

Diomedes

#21475
February 22, 2011, 10:37:52 AM
Somehow the First Amendment means spammers can litter my property. 

Motherfargers, I object!
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Tomahawk

#21476
February 22, 2011, 11:27:38 AM
Isn't electronic spamming illegal? Same should hold true for paper mailings

Diomedes

#21477
February 22, 2011, 11:29:33 AM
I'm going to keep the phone books in my car until the next time I see a phone company truck I can throw them into.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Tomahawk

#21478
February 22, 2011, 11:31:59 AM
Next time you're running errands, stop by their office and leave them on their stoop

Diomedes

#21479
February 22, 2011, 11:42:20 AM
If my "leave them on their stoop" you mean "throw them through a window," count me IN.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger
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