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mussa

#21345
February 10, 2011, 08:50:36 AM
Quote from: DH on February 10, 2011, 08:48:26 AM
Quote from: mussa on February 10, 2011, 08:47:07 AM
Sweet, sweet lullabies about shtein, blood and cum.

what. the. farg.

It was a TOOL lyric reference. haha
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DH

#21346
February 10, 2011, 08:54:16 AM
sure it was

mussa

#21347
February 10, 2011, 08:56:39 AM
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Diomedes

#21348
February 10, 2011, 08:58:07 AM
No but seriously...why would you ever subject your child to muzak versions of real music?  Play TOOL for the kid, or don't, farg.
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rjs246

#21350
February 10, 2011, 09:17:21 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on February 10, 2011, 08:48:15 AM
Do fat people get cold?

Their skin is clammy and freezing cold. Their insides are toasty and smell like wet sausage, I assume.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#21351
February 10, 2011, 09:24:22 AM
Bacon, actually.

The man. The myth. The legend.

SD

#21352
February 10, 2011, 11:13:20 AM
Elderly driver caught on tape driving the wrong way on the 5 near San Diego (the 5 in Cali is the equivalent to 95 in Philly for the most part). Accident caught on tape:
http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/caught-on-tape-driving-the-wrong-way-24131329

DH

#21353
February 10, 2011, 11:26:30 AM
similar thing happened to me when i was 18...

i was coming home from rutgers around 2am on a saturday night (stone cold sober) when i see something that looked like it was coming towards me..turned out it was a dodge durango driving the wrong way on a 3 lane highway with no lights on. long story short, she put her headlights on at the last second, and i had to swerve so hard my car almost got off the ground.

i ended up turning around, giving the cops my info and testified against her in court. she turned out to be at about .40 bac and her lawyers excuse was that her husband beat the piss out of her earlier that night so her friends took her out to get her mind off of it.

she ended up getting 6 months in jail and a year long license suspension.

Tomahawk

#21354
February 10, 2011, 11:42:37 AM
Poor lady

Seabiscuit36

#21355
February 10, 2011, 11:46:16 AM
was she hot?
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SD

#21356
February 10, 2011, 11:53:15 AM
I sympathize with the husband because I'm sure she got what was coming to her.

DH

#21357
February 10, 2011, 12:12:50 PM
she wasnt hot, but in a cruel twist of fate (soft of), she was killed on 9/11

Seabiscuit36

#21358
February 10, 2011, 12:19:19 PM
I laughed, is that wrong?
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SD

#21359
February 10, 2011, 12:22:18 PM
Quote from: DH on February 10, 2011, 12:12:50 PM
she wasnt hot, but in a cruel twist of fate (soft of), she was killed on 9/11

By the husband?
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