the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Zanshin]

Black awkward pregnancy photo:



That's farged up. I used that same card this year, and was promised that it wasn't a dupe. Bullshtein.

[Yeti]

Ah, I avoid the hippo thread like the plague... Ironically, because it's usually Yeti re-posting decade-old internet hilarity.

I was in the woods for a while.

[lurking wierdo]

Fifty is not that old.

[General_Failure]

Ah, I avoid the hippo thread like the plague... Ironically, because it's usually Yeti re-posting decade-old internet hilarity.

I was in the woods for a while.

[Yeti]

[Diomedes]

what would a camel think of an alligator?  and what would an alligator think of a camel?

[rjs246]

I have eaten both alligator and camel. So they'd probably get together and plot their revenge.

[General_Failure]

The alligator would scrap that plan and eat the camel, thinking he'd be better off just chasing you down on his own. He'd realize how tasty the camel is, and spend the next three days wondering if he's tasty as well. This will turn into a full blown existential crisis for the gator, who will be unable to sleep until he finds out.

Some time that week, there will be a knock on your door. It'll be the alligator, looking weary and unkempt. He'll ask you, with a very shaky voice, what alligator taste like. You'll respond "Holy shtein, a talking alligator!"

[Sgt PSN]

Thats a chuggie response right there....but with bigger words.

[phattymatty]

[Father Demon]

I saw this in the bank drive thru yesterday.




Instant classic....

[ice grillin you]

haha

[shorebird]

what does this mean on the internets??

<3

I might be wrong because I try to avoid internet jargon but I think it's supposed to be a heart.

sideways nutsack.

[SD]

My room mate has a Jeep so we drove to Steve's for a Steak and to Paddywhacks (which is adjacent to Steve's) for a beer. There was a line out the door at Steve's and Paddywhacks was half full. Northeast Philly FTW.

[DH]

i saw charlie murphy in the supermarket today but was too spooked to say anything.