Which Would You Rather Have

[Sgt PSN]

Good point.  But I guarantee you Todd doesn't have a clue how to properly rape someone.  I'm on schedule and have shtein to do, so I need someone who can get in, get off and get out.  Todd would be holding me up while he reads a "how to" book or something.  I don't have time for that. 

[Munson]

Either that, or he'll talk to you for 20 minutes about why he's the best rapist and give you a break down on each CF poster and their raping abilities and why they're top 5 ever or top 5 awful.

[smeags]

i am totally surpirsed at the direction this thread went in.  

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

not as surprised as you'll be when you wake up in the rape basement

[General_Failure]

Winning the East is nice, but worthless if there's no superbowl. Baseball is equally worthless, so I can't vote on here.

[rjs246]

either way if you think its a dumb question you dont talk sports much with the boys do you?

What a stupid thing to say. I talk about sports with my friends/family/coworkers/mortal enemies all of the time and the only time I ever see dumbass questions like the one in this poll is on this farging message board.

Cliff Lee/the Phillies and the Eagles have less than nothing to do with each other.

[ice grillin you]

we will easily discuss this question this weekend for probably a half hour...and many more much dumber hypotheticals than this

there arent many things better than sports talk hypotheticals like this over some cold ones at the pub

i feel sorry for you all who cant enjoy it

then again i feel sorry for anyone who likes the uefa champions league

[Rome]

who would you rather have as a best friend:

a. munson

b. king cole

c. any random child rapist

d. kate goselin

e. sarah palin

[rjs246]

who would you rather have as a best friend:

a. munson

b. king cole

c. any random child rapist

d. kate goselin

e. sarah palin

This question is also retarded, except that in order to be as retarded as the original question it would have to be phrased:

"Would you rather be best friends with King Cole or have your sister eat a sandwich?"

Two completely unrelated things somehow being drawn together in a hypothetical game that anyone beyond the age of ten should be instantly bored by.

[Rome]

have you ever noticed that you have a "thing" for people with the last name of young?

seriously, scott young... vince young...  what the farg's your deal, man?

[General_Failure]

Now we know why he hates Mormons.

[rjs246]

I just want my sister to eat that damned sandwich.

[Munson]

But what if you could only have that, OR an NFC east championship?

These are questions every real sports fan would answer.

[MDS]

what the farg

[phillycrew]

Raped by Munson eating a sandwich or best friends with MDS after King Cole rapes you with the sandwich?