Dead in 2010

[Father Demon]

That bitch is going to cost me $140....

[Diomedes]

Ha, that's great.

[MMH]

Thanks for the money, Demon.

[SD]

I heard John Lennon was shot today

[rjs246]

What kind of monster would shoot a 30 year old corpse?

[General_Failure]

If he was up and out, able to be shot, he was obviously a zombie.

[BigEd76]

Art Mahan, the oldest living Phillie

(well....not anymore)

[Sgt PSN]

Art Mahan, the oldest living Phillie

(well....not anymore)

In an interview with the Catholic Standard & Times earlier this year, Mahan talked about a slump he had in the minor leagues.

"The Augustinian priests kept telling me to have faith in the saints and to ask St. Jude for help when I would step up to bat," Mahan said. "After trying this, it was quickly obvious that St. Jude couldn't hit a curveball, either."

He should have tried voodoo.

[Sgt PSN]

Bob Feller is getting close......moved to hospice care. 

[MMH]

People slotted for next year really need to stop dying early, dammit.

[Diomedes]

don't fret, perhaps under Obamacare you'll be able to buy some influence on the Death Panels

[MMH]

Oh, I wouldn't want to upset Miss Palin.......
Besides, the rules clearly state you can't kill anyone on your list.

[General_Failure]

A death panel's just a fancy name for a committee, and you know those don't make decisions.

[rjs246]

Bernie Madoff's son off'ed himself and Richard Holbrooke, who is considered a key part of the US' diplomatic envoy to the Middle East, is in critical condition after having emergency heart surgery.

[MMH]

Holbrooke has an excellent chance to survive, given that he survived surgery.
Most people with that die before reaching the hospital.