Eagles "news" from Twitter

[QB Eagles]

killa signed up

Hopefully he will hunt some QBs.

[PhillyGirl]

LOL

Qb sack invasion is on my mind

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Chad Ochocinco is a train wreck:
"@OGOchoCinco: @deseanjackson10 dude wake up, im outside your hotel in all black, what room you in, and what room is Vick in, hurry it me back"

Then later he said he was going to Waffle House by himself.

[smeags]

"@smeags; i had a blueberry waffle pb&j sammich this morning"

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"@toddherremans: Jus finished up a round of golf.. Team Herremans/Celek had to buy lunch for Team Maclin/Kolb... So they won... by their rules anyway... Smh"

[Rome]

this thread needs to be kevorkian'd.

[Diomedes]

what does smh stand for?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

shaking my head

[Rome]

it's actually sharing my hoagie.

[Diomedes]

thanks

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Shining my hog?

[General_Failure]

I'm beginning to suspect there is no combination of words here that isn't about someone touching his penis.

[Sgt PSN]

[todd]Suckling My Havas[/todd]

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Way to give some BB material, rook!

"@BGraham54: its time to get ready for them Green Boys this week! I cant wait to whisper something in Aaron Rodgers ear.....SACK!!"

Also, this is great:

"@pdomo: NFL Network exec calls Theismann ''one of premier analysts in business." Give that man a drug test."

[Drunkmasterflex]

Those are both great.  I like Graham's confidence.