NFL Players Arrested - 2009

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QB Eagles

#255
July 06, 2010, 09:11:45 PM
russell should have reached for the sunny delight instead of that purple stuff

PhillyPhreak54

#256
July 06, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 06, 2010, 09:07:17 PM
Teeth?

Its big in the south, teeth are scarce down here.

Seabiscuit36

#257
July 06, 2010, 09:35:37 PM
i mean, why not just bump pills instead of drowning them in liquid sugar
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#258
July 06, 2010, 09:37:41 PM
I know it's hard to grasp but I think there's just not enough sugar that way.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Seabiscuit36

#259
July 06, 2010, 09:47:56 PM
lol
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

QB Eagles

#260
July 06, 2010, 09:55:44 PM
The styrofoam cup and ice is important for purple drank, too. Just not the same out of a glass.

PhillyPhreak54

#261
July 06, 2010, 11:08:51 PM
Kinda like a quart or a tallboy can of beer isn't the same without the brown paper bag wrapped around it.

ice grillin you

#262
July 07, 2010, 07:37:20 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 06, 2010, 11:08:51 PM
Kinda like a quart or a tallboy can of beer isn't the same without the brown paper bag wrapped around it.

this reminds me of more wire brilliance


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2fV-_eiKxE
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SD

#263
July 07, 2010, 05:29:37 PM
don't even have to watch that video to know it's the scene with bunny colvin and his hamsterdam explanation.

Diomedes

#264
July 07, 2010, 05:31:53 PM
vigy owes you a handjob
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

#265
August 08, 2010, 04:16:03 PM
QuoteColts' John Gill arrested
Posted by Michael David Smith on August 8, 2010 3:56 PM ET
We often find that NFL player arrests decline during training camp, as players simply don't have time to get into off-field trouble.

But the Colts had a day off today, and defensive tackle John Gill was arrested for public intoxication.

WTHR reports that Gill was found by police on the side of a road in Indianapolis, passed out, barefoot and unable to stand on his own.

Police say Gill was wearing disheveled and soiled clothing when they found him in a ditch, officers could smell a strong odor of alcohol and his speech was slurred.

Colts spokesman Craig Kelley told the station, "We are aware there is an incident. We do not have details and will have no comment."

Gill played in two games for the Colts in 2009, his first NFL season.

Damn...helluva night, eh?

Diomedes

#266
August 08, 2010, 05:00:21 PM
So they found him drunk, that's it?

imagine a rolley eye thing here
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#267
August 08, 2010, 06:08:16 PM
300 pound men should not be so drunk that they are shoeless, in a ditch and unable to stand. farging lightweight.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#268
August 08, 2010, 06:57:52 PM
Andre the Giant could drink for twenty men.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

#269
August 08, 2010, 06:59:37 PM
It took him a fifth and a half of vodka just to catch a buzz.
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