the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Tomahawk]

Before the dog was arrested...

icehole neighbor owners didn't ever take care of it and would always let him get loose. Narc neighbors called animal control. From what I can tell, he's pretty well trained, he'd fetch tennis balls, heel, sit, and drink beer.

I've always wanted a dog and Chomper (Stand By Me) would be an excellent name for a Pit Bull...I'm calling animal control tomorrow and if they haven't killed him yet, I'm getting him

[Rome]

Your hat would make the perfect chew toy.

[Diomedes]

as an appetizer to that box on the floor from rock auto with chewy bits inside yummy packaging.

[Yeti]

And Summer's Eve...

[PhillyGirl]

That spoof is older than fansince61.

oldie but goodie

[Sgt PSN]

That spoof is older than fansince61.

oldie but goodie

You talking about the spoof or 61?

[BigEd76]

dog chews off owner's big toe....and saves his life

[Seabiscuit36]

Good dog.  I used to play softball with a guy who had ganggreen in his toe, and he was scheduled for surgery to remove it on a Tuesday.  So we had a all weekend party, guy drank 2 bottles of crown the one day/night.  When he went in for surgery on Tuesday they foudn that the ganggreen was gone.  Alchohol saves more than jesus

[mussa]

I like that

[PhillyPhreak54]

I just got jipped on a pack of wheat peanut butter crackers...two of them had no peanut butter inside.

[ice grillin you]

lol @ jipped

[Diomedes]

I thought it was spelled gypped.  Derived from gypsy, and their habit of stealing, cheating, and otherwise hedging their way through the world.

[Tomahawk]

I'm not sure of the etymology, but you're correct about the spelling, Dio

[ice grillin you]

i was more talking about the fact that i havent heard that used for like 25 years

[hbionic]

Should Dio start his own, "Diopedia"?

It would tell you how to spell shtein, what countries to live in when you get tired of the one you're from, and how to run 20 errands in 20 minutes or less. And if you subscribe, you get to download pirate soundbites.