the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

Spell it right you little farging comestain.

[ice grillin you]

bourbon?

[Munson]

Rusty Brand?

[Rome]

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Dorks.

[Diomedes]

I almost burned my house down last night.

[Sgt PSN]

Damn, that sucks.  Better luck next time. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

she has eyes?

this

[General_Failure]

I almost burned my house down last night.

Understandable. Sometimes kids are iceholes and need a big, dramatic gesture to remind them who's in charge.

[Tomahawk]

did someone smack her in the eye socket...she got a cross eyed lopsided retard look

One time one of my buddies farged a real drunk chic. The next morning he realized she wasn't just drunk but also retarded when she kept saying, "Hold me like an egg Shannon"

[General_Failure]

I at least hope your friend's name is Shannon.

[Diomedes]

Ouch.  RUN AWAY!!

[Seabiscuit36]

Went out on my buddy's boat yesterday to this place called Lloyds Creek in the upper chesapeake near Earlville, Md.  Cool spot, you can only get into this back bay area by a channel thats no larger than 18feet wide, but once you're anchored up its anywhere from ankle deep to should deep depending on where you're setup.  The broads out there were off the charts, but for Tomahawks friends sake, i didnt see any "MRF's"

[phattymatty]

this guy is cool.

http://www.businessinsider.com/jetblue-flight-attendant-emergency-chute-2010-8

[rjs246]

That's so awesome. farg this shtein, I'm gone.

[Zanshin]

Would have been better if he'd thrown the other guy out, and asked if anyone else wanted to get up.