the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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MDS

#19050
July 20, 2010, 04:35:02 PM
step 1: get invited to sunmo's MA bbq cookout
step 2: ?
step 3: see his penis
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#19051
July 20, 2010, 05:19:49 PM
Step two would be Sun Mo saying "Who wants sausage?" and pulling out lil' Mo.

The man. The myth. The legend.

General_Failure

#19052
July 20, 2010, 05:35:36 PM
Article from 1995 about the shortcomings of the internet.

I enjoyed this part a little bit.

QuoteHow about electronic publishing? Try reading a book on disc. At best, it's an unpleasant chore: the myopic glow of a clunky computer replaces the friendly pages of a book. And you can't tote that laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we'll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Intenet. Uh, sure.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyGirl

#19053
July 20, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Seabiscuit36

#19054
July 20, 2010, 10:26:50 PM
Does PG have google pop up anything that has to do with Parenting?  PG, slow ya roll..lol
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PhillyGirl

#19055
July 20, 2010, 10:32:00 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 20, 2010, 10:26:50 PM
Does PG have google pop up anything that has to do with Parenting?  PG, slow ya roll..lol

huh? I saw that on my FB feed and laughed my ass off....so I shared it.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

MDS

#19056
July 20, 2010, 10:37:31 PM
yo justin

NO

-todd
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Seabiscuit36

#19057
July 20, 2010, 10:49:38 PM
LOL
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Tomahawk

#19058
July 21, 2010, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on July 20, 2010, 10:32:00 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on July 20, 2010, 10:26:50 PM
Does PG have google pop up anything that has to do with Parenting?  PG, slow ya roll..lol

huh? I saw that on my FB feed and laughed my ass off....so I shared it.

Most of them seemed like child abuse, but this one is awesome...

phattymatty

#19060
July 21, 2010, 06:53:55 PM
so like 12 people from my office got together and started a 4:00 happy hour today, a few drinks in a girl i worked with gave me her iphone to take a picture of a few of them. well the iphone camera has a little thumbnail in the corner of the last picture taken. it was tits!!  it was so hard not to show everyone. have no idea if they were hers or not but they were nice. so once she left i texted her what i saw.  in my stupid head i think it was on purpose but realistically i know she's probably horrified and won't look at me inn the office tomorrow.

General_Failure

#19061
July 21, 2010, 06:56:41 PM
You sent it to yourself, right?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Diomedes

#19062
July 21, 2010, 07:03:32 PM
this thread is useless without pic
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

phattymatty

#19063
July 21, 2010, 07:06:16 PM
um, it was her phone nerds, how would i possibly steal a picture of that.

i'm very good with coming up with shady plans in an instant but if there is something i could have done please let me know.

Diomedes

#19064
July 21, 2010, 07:07:48 PM
select pic
select new
put your cell number in
press send

do this while saying something about getting the camera right.  take work photo.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger
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