the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

More often than not, your posts leave me puzzled and kinda turned on.

[Yeti]

Munson, Why is there a midget serving drinks at your club and what nights does she work?

[Munson]

More often than not, your posts leave me puzzled and kinda turned on.

[Yeti]

MUNSON!

[Munson]

Northbeach in Dewey, man. Dunk midgets with no teeth.

[Yeti]

Christ, it's like trying to get an answer from a monkey on coke.

[Munson]

I can supply you no midgets, Yeti. I am sorry.

[MDS]

more gibson.

this guy rules

Last week a tape recording of Mel Gibson threatening his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, with an ugly, racist rant surfaced and now more tapes start to show the extent of his abuse.
The new content has Mel admitting to hitting Oksana twice while she was holding their baby daughter.
"What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?" Oksana reportedly cries on tape.
Mel's response: "You know what? You f**cking deserved it."

[Tomahawk]

Christ, it's like trying to get an answer from a monkey on coke.

Why are you trying to interrogate retarded monkeys on coke? Just kick 'em in the nards and steal their stash

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

SD just bought the Mel Gibson DVD box set on amazon.com.

[Diomedes]

as vigy is to David Simon, so SD is to Mel Gibson?

[SD]

Don't get it twisted I do some dirt too but I ain't ever put my hand on a bitch. Man's gotta have a code.

[rjs246]

What if she was taunting you with a burrito while restraining you from scratching your balls?

[SD]

Then she'd get a karate chop to the throat

[phattymatty]

i stopped at the liquor store after work because its thursday and they were doing some beer tasting, ended up trying this 9% beer called harpoon leviathan, and its really good. the 4 pack is gone.