the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SD]

It means run

I've been single for almost a year now, and I can truly say I'm a million x happier. I don't have to put up with a nagging bitch 24/7 and her constant mood swings. And all women are the same. They're cool in the beginning then once they realize they have you in their little trap they change. If you're saying to yourself "but my girl is different" you're already lost. Ain't no permanent in house Hoyda good enough to justify the aggrevation. It's like being in the Navy, you hate ship life and swear you'll never go back, then you go to shore duty and think to yourself "this isn't so bad", only to go back to ship life and hate life again. I don't think I'm cut out for a relationship, I love being single, not having to answer to anyone, and getting to bang whom I chose. I honestly pity people who are stuck in a relationship, you're not happy regardless of how much you say you are, but you're not strong enough to leave. It's such a cycle of misery that's hard to break.

[General_Failure]

I am fluent in crazy chick.

Dear Mr. Yeti.

Recently my girlfriend has said this phrase: "I think you should move in and we should get married".

What does this mean?

She's pregnant. It probably isn't yours.

[phattymatty]

[SunMo]

It means run

I've been single for almost a year now, and I can truly say I'm a million x happier. I don't have to put up with a nagging bitch 24/7 and her constant mood swings. And all women are the same. They're cool in the beginning then once they realize they have you in their little trap they change. If you're saying to yourself "but my girl is different" you're already lost. Ain't no permanent in house Hoyda good enough to justify the aggrevation. It's like being in the Navy, you hate ship life and swear you'll never go back, then you go to shore duty and think to yourself "this isn't so bad", only to go back to ship life and hate life again. I don't think I'm cut out for a relationship, I love being single, not having to answer to anyone, and getting to bang whom I chose. I honestly pity people who are stuck in a relationship, you're not happy regardless of how much you say you are, but you're not strong enough to leave. It's such a cycle of misery that's hard to break.

wow, i thought i was a bitter farg

[rjs246]

People who are perpetually in bad relationships can't fathom how good relationships can even exist. SD clearly falls into that group. Sucks for him, but strange ass is a nice condolence prize.

Also, that picture that Phatty just posted is one of the most random funny things I've seen in a while.

[ice grillin you]

he also doesnt realize you can have in house and still farg other people....its america god dammit

[hbionic]

I've been in good and bad relationships. Most problems in a relationship I've realized, start and end with yourself.

communication, where you are in life, willingness to sacrifice, etc. All of those have an impact. It doesn't matter who the other person is.

I had a good relationship die on me with a good woman...and I think its just because I wasn't ready, along with some other things like managing the relationship...but like they say that no one is perfect...and that is true. I look now to see if my soul is in harmony...if it is not...then its time to go. My happiness is the #1 most important thing. If I'm not happy, no way I can be happy with someone else.

Bonus- If you find a mate that is willing to do all the shtein those porn actresses do and is willing to dress in anything you request...then...that my friends...is a keeper! (specialy if she cooks). 

[hbionic]

Apparently there are cars and japanese models in this pic? I can't see'em.

[SunMo]

what i found works is this.  if you're married and miserable just find one of your wife's friends and bang the shtein out of her.

[hbionic]

...hmm....she doesn't have many friends....what about sisters?

[rjs246]

what i found works is this.  if you're married and miserable just find one of your wife's friends and bang the shtein out of her.

A time tested method.

You are wise beyond your years.

[SunMo]

even better

[Diomedes]

If it's not working out, make a baby.  That will fix everything up nice.

[Yeti]

"I think you should move in and we should get married".

What does this mean?

Direct translation: 
"I am tired of having sex with you and I really just need you to pay the bills and cuddle when my Hoyda hurts."

[LBIggle]

If it's not working out, make a baby.  That will fix everything up nice.

the child support will help fix the economy maybe