Philadelphia

[Diomedes]

presumably he can now afford an offical johnson from Dan Snyder, if he hasn't already blown the money on crank or slots

[Sgt PSN]

i dont rock teal green eagle jerseys thank you

that's what makes it such a great disguise. 

[Diomedes]

http://www.freep.com/article/20100417/SPORTS18/4170361/1065/SPORTS17/Assault-at-Phillies-game-was-uh-sickening

A New Jersey man was jailed after he intentionally vomited on an off-duty police captain and his 11-year-old daughter in the stands during a baseball game in Philadelphia, police said.

Matthew Clemmens, 21, was charged with assault, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct and related offenses for the incident at Wednesday night's Phillies-Nationals game. He was being held Friday on $36,000 bail.

Clemmens made himself vomit on the victims after a companion of Clemmens was kicked out for unruly behavior, police said.

"It was the most vile, disgusting thing I've ever seen," Michael Vangelo, the off-duty cop, said. "He has two fingers down his throat, he lunges forward and vomits on myself and my 11-year-old."

Vangelo said he tried to push his children safely behind him while Clemmens punched him in the face. Four or five fans in the next section rushed to help, Vangelo said, and held the puker until police arrived.

Wow.

[SD]

Already posted but they've named him 'Pukemon' which is hilarious.

[shorebird]

held the puker until police arrived.

lol!!

[Seabiscuit36]

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/92485329.html?cmpid=15585797

[SunMo]

haha, she lives in my neighborhood

[ice grillin you]

picture of the turnpike crash from last night that shut it down from exit 4-7a for nine hours....just reopened a few minutes ago

[ice grillin you]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/30/business/30pflaumer.html?emc=eta1

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dncrime/Cops_seize_gun_from_Marvin_Harrison_in_N_Philly.html

Marv never really struck me as a dumbass, but it looks like I was wrong.

[MDS]

really? he never struck you as a dumbass even after opening fire in broad daylight and still living the gangsta life even after beng on the best wr's of all time? he never struck you as a dumbass? really, j. really. now you think hes a dumbass. now. ok. alright.

[PhillyPhreak54]

really? he never struck you as a dumbass even after opening fire in broad daylight and still living the gangsta life even after beng on the best wr's of all time? he never struck you as a dumbass? really, j. really. now you think hes a dumbass. now. ok. alright.

I should amend my statement...I mean prior to all this gun shtein starting. Like before he took a basic one-of pistolero and started smokin fools.

[MDS]

amend my cork and send some black people to brownsville

[BigEd76]

Macnow luvs him sum roast beef

[SunMo]

after Nicks...

/contest