The 2010 Point and Laugh at the Eagles thread

[General_Failure]

Or Cole will blow out a knee in camp and we won't have to worry about it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Matt Mosley summary of what he saw at OTA's

[General_Failure]

He and Celek are close friends, and they've brought that chemistry to the field. He fired a pass down the middle of the field that Celek collected without ever having to break stride.

Wood?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Then, he threw a 5 yard pass directly at the feet of Charles Scott and celebrated with a goofy laugh and uncomfortable dance move.  Kolb the impressionist.


But seriously, Marlin Jackson officially to IR.

[Rome]

But seriously, Marlin Jackson officially to IR.

oFISHally?

[Diomedes]

The medical staff reeled him in for the season.

[General_Failure]

Shame on you, Dio, rising to the bait like that.

[Rome]

He would have just floundered around all year on that bad leg anyway.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Eagles also caught and released the following future HOFers: quarterback Joey "Devilfish" Elliott, running back Keithon "Bait" Flemming, wide receiver Pat "Pat" Simonds and fullback Chris "Hardass" Zardas

[Diomedes]

Shame on you, Dio, rising to the bait like that.

I plan to counter his every pun, and any other, with my own, if only to prove how awful puns are.

Well, that was the initial plan.  Now I just love a pun.

[phattymatty]

i agree, they're so horribly unfunny that i'm starting to like them.

[Seabiscuit36]

With Asante Samuel absent this week and Ellis Hobbs sitting out team drills because of a neck injury, Dimitri Patterson and Joselio Hanson were the starting cornerbacks. Macho Harris also received plenty of reps at cornerback. And if you're looking for a darkhorse in training camp, check out the redemption of safety Quintin Demps. He was in the dog house with Reid last season, in part, because of his mouth. Now, he's taking a much more mature approach and I think he could earn some playing time. Former secondary coach Brian Stewart told me last season that Demps had immense potential, but he didn't take advantage of his opportunities. At this point, he's saying all the right things. And Roseman and Reid have both taken notice.

Wonderful

[Diomedes]

quote from who? 

[PhillyPhreak54]

That would be awesome if Demps could step up and prove that the light's gone on and he's ready to ball.

[Diomedes]

It would be awesome if Megan Fox sucked my meatcicle, too, and more likely.