the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

i found some sunglasses on my coffee table when i woke up.  which means there was a girl here last night.  i remember none of this. INTERESTING.

[Susquehanna Birder]

What makes you think it was a girl?

[SD]

i found some sunglasses on my coffee table when i woke up.  which means there was a girl here last night.  i remember none of this. INTERESTING.

Or a guy, how's your ass feel?

[Seabiscuit36]

it was a tranny

[phattymatty]

funny, my ass actually really hurts.  but in the cheek area like i fell at some point, not like i got gay boned.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Kid escaping from crib?  No problem!

[Rome]

The comments are funnier.  The last one especially.

[MDS]

Maybe poop doesn't smell bad, maybe we just think it smells bad.

[Rome]

Hello my Dear

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of (US$7.5) million United States Dollars to your bank account within ten (10) banking days.Upon the receipt of your reply,I will give you the full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 45% of the above mentioned sum as your own share while 50% will be for me, and the other 5% will be for the expences occur in this transaction,I am expecting your urgent response.

Please contact me with this Email address: barristerjohn.koduah@yahoo.fr

Best Regards,
Barrister John Koduah.

[General_Failure]

[Rome]

That might be the most awesome chop ever.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Great concept, but a little weak on execution.

[Rome]

Using chop was a little obvious on my part.

[BigEd76]

off to Clearwater Beach.  post useless ish in my absence k thx

[LBIggle]

if your wondering about souvenirs.. you can just bring me back a couple gallons of crude.