The 2010 Point and Laugh at the Eagles thread

[Don Ho]

Jay is cruisin for a bruisin.  PG is totally going to punch him in the shin, or possibly the lower part of the knee!

Perhaps a Rocky styled montage where she's running down the street, then working over his shins in a meat locker, then using his nads for a speed bag.

That just made my day 

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

Wait, what?

My beanbag as a speedbag?!

[General_Failure]

Getting stronger. Won't be long now.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Before I shut down the computer, you should all know that Reid just said that all the draft picks will have a chance to get in there and compete.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Injury update for first mini-camp:

Stewart Bradley - IN
Cornelius Ingram - IN
Ellis Hobbs - limited
Marlin Jackson - limited
Jamaal Jackson - OUT
Victor Abiamiri - OUT

[Mad-Lad]

Did Abiamiri have offseason surgery or did he just randomly injure himself again?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

He had knee surgery.  It's not ACL-related, but there's some mystery as to what it WAS related to.

Anyway, there's not much mystery that his odds of making the team are greatly diminished at this point.

Killa Cole - the truth
Graham - lock
Tapp - all but lock
Parker - could be cut due to age but still a very nice 4th/5th option
Abiamiri - has never shown jack shtein and is injured
Te'O - 3rd round pick almost has to make it or they look foolish - definite candidate for a phantom injury sending him to IR though
Sapp - talented guy, also a candidate for an IR trip to protect him from being nabbed off the practice squad


Abiamiri is the last likely of the above 7 guys to make the team, I'd think.

[ice grillin you]

Cornelius Ingram - IN

i have a HOF boner right now

[ice grillin you]

In addition to Jackson, defensive end Victor Abiamiri will not be ready for a forthcoming minicamp, Reid said. Abiamiri had off-season arthroscopic knee surgery.

Reid said that the team will evaluate linebacker Stewart Bradley, who missed last season with a torn ACL, but that he should be able to participate in practices.

Ellis Hobbs suffered a season-ending neck injury in November and the Eagles will take it "real slow" with the cornerback, according to Reid.

Tight end Cornelius Ingram and defensive back Marlin Jackson, both also coming off ACL tears, will probably be limited, Reid said.

[PhillyGirl]

Any truth to the rumor Faneca might come to Philly? Just reading threads but I heard this yesterday on the radio that it was being discussed?

What's his deal? UFA?

[ice grillin you]

i cant believe he isnt a taterskin yet

[PhillyGirl]

so no then?

[SD]

Faneca's a ufa

33 year old former all pro guard that's there for the taking, makes sense meaning it won't happen.

sidenote: Faneca has epsilepsy, just thought that was interesting.

[ice grillin you]

ive heard nothing about him being an eagle

there were/are rumors?

seems to me that would skew the average age of the roster way high

[DH]

he was cut yesterday after the jets drafted that beast from umass. wouldnt be a bad get at all.