the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Eagaholic]

we don't want you to take offense to them, silly.  we want you to act on them by actually dying.  painfully. 

that kinda of reminded me of this

[Sgt PSN]

i just touched it and nothing happened.   

[Rome]

speaking of assclowns you hope die screaming, where is king cole today?

after his sidney crosby comment yesterday, i certainly hope he died in a terrorist incident.

[Munson]

You're supposed to touch it with your wiener, sarge.

[Rome]

i just touched it and nothing happened.   

put some warm butter on it first, silly.

[Sgt PSN]

You're supposed to touch it with your wiener, sarge.

last time i did that, my monitor had a cloudy spot. 

[Yeti]

The reason I keep coming back here is there are only like 8 of us and we all hate each other.
Just like my real family.

I love you guys.  

And I mean that non sexually Munson.

[Sgt PSN]

i just touched it and nothing happened.   

put some warm butter on it first, silly.

you come help?

[shorebird]

There are some things that should be left alone, imo. 911 is one of them. But you won't hear anything from me about it again, I see now a little compassion has no place here, so feel free to show ignorant insensitivity by the bushel. It's what some here are best at.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

There are some things that should be left alone, imo. 911 is one of them. But you won't hear anything from me about it again, I see now a little compassion has no place here, so feel free to show ignorant insensitivity by the bushel. It's what some here are best at.

[DH]

I'm with you to an extent Shore..but, you have to understand what this board is and why most of us use it. It's a place to go to get away from work or whatever other shtein is going on and bullshtein for a while. You know what you get here. Nothing is off-limits; nor should it be.

I bitched about a few 9/11 jokes in the past on here, then realized exactly what I just said above. So now, if I see a joke that may offend me, I just go to the "I hate my job" thread and read about Toddys trials and tribulations in Browntown and then all is better.  

[ice grillin you]

There are some things that should be left alone, imo. 911 is one of them.

serious question....whats makes 911 so special that it should be left alone

[PhillyPhreak54]

I just go to the "I hate my job" thread and read about Toddys trials and tribulations in Browntown and then all is better.  

[DH]

Anyone know any good websites offering free sound effects files? Looking for stadium style stuff..

[Sgt PSN]

clarify "stadium style stuff."  like, crowd cheering after a td or homerun?  stupid college crowds singing that god awful "whooo-ooo-ooo-ooah  whooo-ooo-oooah whoo-ooah whoo-ooh" that gets played atleast 20 times during every college sporting event?  massive booing?

what is that you want, man?  help me, help you!  HELP ME, HELP YOU!