the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

zombie nation FTL

[DH]

The typical everyday shtein you hear at a baseball stadium..I googled it but all that came up was crap and more crap

[paco]

I live across the street from coors field, and by July I thought if I heard "Clap... Clap... Clap Clap Clap... Clap Clap Clap TULO!" one more time, I was going to start picking off Rockies fans from my balcony with my britsh .303.

As for music, it seemed like 90% of what they play is all instrumental.


Die-Hard:  Is this for personal reasons, or something official with a pro team?  The reason I ask is I just read an article in ESPN the magazine (I cant believe I still get it... I canceled it over 4 years ago. NEway, it was the fan issue) how stadium DJ's (of all major sports) have a message board which they use to collaborate on songs they use.  If its for a pro team, someone should be able to hook you up with that.

[Sgt PSN]

NEway

you should pick yourself off with your .303

[DH]

Interesting, Paco. It's for a pro team for a gig I'm working on now. Any chance you remember the name of the board?

[MDS]

browntown update:

they cut my free cable out. i dont have any furniture. there is nowhere to get a quick slice of pizza. a philly dude opened up a sports bar cheesesteak place but word is his cheeseteaks blow.

but its not 100 degrees yet.

[DH]

So now, if I see a joke that may offend me, I just go to the "I hate my job" thread and read about Toddys trials and tribulations in Browntown and then all is better. 

browntown update:

they cut my free cable out. i dont have any furniture. there is nowhere to get a quick slice of pizza. a philly dude opened up a sports bar cheesesteak place but word is his cheeseteaks blow.

but its not 100 degrees yet.

See what I mean??

[MDS]

i am to please my fellow juden

[DH]

Jeff Juden?

[ice grillin you]

browntown update:

they cut my free cable out. i dont have any furniture. there is nowhere to get a quick slice of pizza. a philly dude opened up a sports bar cheesesteak place but word is his cheeseteaks blow.

but its not 100 degrees yet.

you left out the part about other than the occasional phillies game you will most likely not see another philly sporting event until the next eagles monday nite game


http://www.phillysamericana.com/

[Rome]

The typical everyday shtein you hear at a baseball stadium..I googled it but all that came up was crap and more crap

If you're looking for booing and crying try Mets.com.

[Sgt PSN]

 

Jeff Juden?

sounds like a nascrap driver.  are there any jews in nascar?  i'd actually love to see that.  he'd be sponsored by hebew nat'l hot dogs and you could paint a giant yamaka on the roof of the car.  of course, he'll never even come close to winning a race because he'll be going 25 mph and listening to talk radio instead of his pit crew, but in the event that every other car in the race crashes and he manages to finally win one, he can do donuts on the infield......kind of like a dreidel.  

[ice grillin you]

Low latitude and elevation give Brownsville a subtropical climate. This is characterized with hot and humid summers and mild winters. It is not unheard of for Brownsville to go for weeks or sometimes months without any rainfall.


The median income for a household in the city was $24,468, and the median income for a family was $26,186. Males had a median income of $21,739 versus $17,116 for females. The per capita income for the city was $9,762. About 32.4% of families and 36.0% of the population were below the poverty line, giving it the highest poverty rate of any city in the country,[9] including 45.0% of those under age 18 and 31.0% of those age 65 or over.

In 2000, the median gross rent paid for housing in Brownsville was $405 per month. This was the lowest of any city in the United States with more than 100,000 people.


The Census Bureau ranks Brownsville as the most impoverished city in the nation, according to the bureau's 2006 American Community Survey. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, only 51.7% of the population has a high school diploma and 87.2% speak a language other than English at home.


Furthermore, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, less than 50% of Brownsville residents have graduated from high school.

[Sgt PSN]

so basically, it's a bunch of deck builders living in a town where no one can afford to build a deck.   

[ice grillin you]

at least the city wont be smart enough to recognize how bad the lil guys writing is