The religion thread.

General_Failure · January 03, 2010, 10:36:31 PM

That's too much work.

ice grillin you · January 03, 2010, 10:37:44 PM

Quote from: Rome on January 03, 2010, 09:34:51 PM
it's not beyond belief at all. it's hysterically funny and complete bullshtein but it's hardly unbelievable. that's how fargtards like brit hume think the universe works. that way they can sin all they want and as long as they're true to their retarded superstitious beliefs, they'll somehow be forgiven.

good for them.

its beyond belief that that is being said on major network television

Eagaholic · January 03, 2010, 10:42:05 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on January 03, 2010, 10:36:31 PM
That's too much work.

You're not Buddhist are you? Because I don't think people of that faith like to work very much.

General_Failure · January 03, 2010, 11:59:06 PM

Quote from: ice grillin you on January 03, 2010, 10:37:44 PM
Quote from: Rome on January 03, 2010, 09:34:51 PM
it's not beyond belief at all. it's hysterically funny and complete bullshtein but it's hardly unbelievable. that's how fargtards like brit hume think the universe works. that way they can sin all they want and as long as they're true to their retarded superstitious beliefs, they'll somehow be forgiven.

good for them.

its beyond belief that that is being said on major network television

Who is network television for, if not crazy people?

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2010, 07:31:02 PM

saw this nut while driving around in the desert. HELL IS REAL!! lol

also meant to post these a few weeks ago but completely forgot. saw them on the shelves at wal mart.

General_Failure · February 20, 2010, 07:35:46 PM

Oh, so that's God's son!

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2010, 07:39:19 PM

yes. available for only $14.97 + tax + your soul

General_Failure · February 20, 2010, 07:41:52 PM

But I already gave my soul at the office.

Sgt PSN · February 20, 2010, 07:42:59 PM

then you can't have one.

Susquehanna Birder · February 21, 2010, 02:19:46 AM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 20, 2010, 07:31:02 PM
saw this nut while driving around in the desert. HELL IS REAL!! lol

I remember seeing a similarly decorated vehicle around the Joshua Tree area a few years ago (I know for a fact that the guy has since departed this plane). Must be something in the air.

Seabiscuit36 · February 21, 2010, 10:54:42 AM

All people who drive Neons deserve to go to hell

The BIGSTUD · February 21, 2010, 04:25:32 PM

I was listening to WIP the other day and they were discussing on whether or not professional athletes are/shouls be role models. Some guy called up and said athletes are not role models and that the only true role model of this world is Jesus. He said the world wouldn't be where it is today if everyone worshipped him.

Sgt PSN · February 21, 2010, 05:01:41 PM

Quote from: King Cole on February 21, 2010, 04:25:32 PM
He said the world wouldn't be where it is today if everyone worshipped him.

he's right. it would be a completely different world. we'd be a sober, sexually repressed society with long hippie hair and berkenstocks and the pope would be the richest man in the world, dictating to each of us how to live our lives. so if that's your eutopia then good on you. but for me, i'll gladly deal with the morons, idiots and nuts in this world in exchange for a glass of bourbon, shagging my g/f in the pooper, smoking a cig and going to sleep. .

Drunkmasterflex · February 21, 2010, 05:54:01 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2010, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: King Cole on February 21, 2010, 04:25:32 PM
He said the world wouldn't be where it is today if everyone worshipped him.

he's right. it would be a completely different world. we'd be a sober, sexually repressed society with long hippie hair and berkenstocks and the pope would be the richest man in the world, dictating to each of us how to live our lives. so if that's your eutopia then good on you. but for me, i'll gladly deal with the morons, idiots and nuts in this world in exchange for a glass of bourbon, shagging my g/f in the pooper, smoking a cig and going to sleep. .

yup

Eagaholic · February 21, 2010, 06:50:51 PM

Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on February 21, 2010, 05:54:01 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on February 21, 2010, 05:01:41 PM
Quote from: King Cole on February 21, 2010, 04:25:32 PM
He said the world wouldn't be where it is today if everyone worshipped him.

he's right. it would be a completely different world. we'd be a sober, sexually repressed society with long hippie hair and berkenstocks and the pope would be the richest man in the world, dictating to each of us how to live our lives. so if that's your eutopia then good on you. but for me, i'll gladly deal with the morons, idiots and nuts in this world in exchange for a glass of bourbon, shagging my g/f in the pooper, smoking a cig and going to sleep. .

yup

Nah, you guys got it all wrong. The problem isn't with Jesus, it's with the people that came after him. Jesus performed a miracle by turning water into wine at a wedding when the vino ran dry and before people were too blitzed to walk. I don't think it would be too much of a stretch to do the same thing with Makers Mark, so tell me you wouldn't want him at the next tailgate.

If you believe the Da Vinci code, he knocked up Mary Magdalene. He also reformed the money chislers and pompus clerical hiearchy.

Probably right about the Birkenstocks, but that's a pretty small price to pay for a world religion that rightfully has drinking and hookers as its basis.