Good morning

[Seabiscuit36]

i'm saddened your FF's facebook buddy, but not mine

[ice grillin you]

im sad for the world that facebook exists

[Sgt PSN]

i'm saddened your FF's facebook buddy, but not mine

i'm already your friend on myspace.  what the hell do you want from me damnit?!?

[General_Failure]

Maybe you two should be e-harmony friends.

[Sgt PSN]

im sad for the world that facebook exists

facebook....like most things,  is good in moderation.  i check it out maybe 2 or 3 times a week and it's allowed me to reconnect with some old buddies that i lost contact with.  luckily most of my friends aren't facebook junkies which makes their updates and comments a little more enjoyable.   

the problem with it though is that there are people who literally live on that site, consistantly updating their status with crap like

"just got out of the shower.  brrr it's cold"
"just finished breakfast.  ham and eggs, yummy!"
"waiting for the bus to go to work.  i hope a bum doesn't sit next to me today."
"on the bus.  a bum just sat next to me.  fml"
"just got to work.  boss is riding my ass already about those damn tps reports."
"there's a new girl in accounting.  think i'm going to ask her to lunch.  where should i offer to take her?"
"applebees ftw!"
"asked new girl to applebees.  she said no.  fml" 
"went to applebees for lunch anyway.  had their garlic shrimp pasta.  i love italian food"
"ugh, i think something was wrong with the shrimp.  this is my 3rd trip to the bathroom since lunch.  fml"
"on the bus heading home.  a bum got on but is sitting next to some old lady. lolololol"
"damn, another bum got on the bus and sat next to me.  i think he literally just crawled out of a dumpster"
"grrrr, i hate the traffic on the way home.  c'mon bus driver, hurry up.  that shrimp pasta still isn't sitting well with me!!"
"oh no.  fml"
"the smell is awful but it drove the bum away from me ftw!" 
"exiting the bus was quite uncomfortable.  only 2 blocks and i'm home free!" 
"finally made it to the bathroom.  such a relief." 
"out of toilet paper.  fml"
"heading out to A&F to buy a new shirt ftw"   

[Diomedes]

so, FF lives on elsewhere

[Sgt PSN]

pretty much.  his 20+ posts per day can now be seen via facebook updates. 

[MDS]

The us army, ladies and gentleman

[Diomedes]

pretty much.  his 20+ posts per day can now be seen via facebook updates. 

Ill thank you in advance for not posting them here again.

[ice grillin you]

im sad for the world that facebook exists

facebook....like most things,  is good in moderation.  i check it out maybe 2 or 3 times a week and it's allowed me to reconnect with some old buddies that i lost contact with.  luckily most of my friends aren't facebook junkies which makes their updates and comments a little more enjoyable.   

the problem with it though is that there are people who literally live on that site, consistantly updating their status with crap like

"just got out of the shower.  brrr it's cold"
"just finished breakfast.  ham and eggs, yummy!"
"waiting for the bus to go to work.  i hope a bum doesn't sit next to me today."
"on the bus.  a bum just sat next to me.  fml"
"just got to work.  boss is riding my ass already about those damn tps reports."
"there's a new girl in accounting.  think i'm going to ask her to lunch.  where should i offer to take her?"
"applebees ftw!"
"asked new girl to applebees.  she said no.  fml" 
"went to applebees for lunch anyway.  had their garlic shrimp pasta.  i love italian food"
"ugh, i think something was wrong with the shrimp.  this is my 3rd trip to the bathroom since lunch.  fml"
"on the bus heading home.  a bum got on but is sitting next to some old lady. lolololol"
"damn, another bum got on the bus and sat next to me.  i think he literally just crawled out of a dumpster"
"grrrr, i hate the traffic on the way home.  c'mon bus driver, hurry up.  that shrimp pasta still isn't sitting well with me!!"
"oh no.  fml"
"the smell is awful but it drove the bum away from me ftw!" 
"exiting the bus was quite uncomfortable.  only 2 blocks and i'm home free!" 
"finally made it to the bathroom.  such a relief." 
"out of toilet paper.  fml"
"heading out to A&F to buy a new shirt ftw"   

lol...yup...its the biggest LOOK AT ME place in the world

the people on there remind me of people in public who talk real loud so everyone around them can hear (and hopefully acknowledge) whats going on in their conversation/life

[mussa]

I'd never be facebook friends with any of you iceholes. I like having preconceived opinions of your pathetic existence. I don't need pics and status updates to confirm this. Thanks

[Seabiscuit36]

I'd never be facebook friends with any of you iceholes. I like having preconceived opinions of your pathetic existence. I don't need pics and status updates to confirm this. Thanks

my facebook updates are all pictures of my Toes

And IGY is right, the loudest ones on there are the ones who have no life outside of the internet, and are generally quiet as hell when you talk to them in real life

[Sgt PSN]

the problem is that reality tv has quite literally changed the culture in america.  10 yrs ago, we all wanted our privacy.  our homes were our sanctuary.  but thanks to reality tv putting talentless, ordinary people on television and filming their lives 24 hrs a day, it's caused this shift in our culture that makes people want their lives to be as open and public as the schmucks on survivor or big brother or whatever.  so now people post videos on youtube.  they take pictures of themselves and put them on facebook.  and they post every facet of their lives out there in the form of blogs and status updates.  but at the same time, these people have the audacity to bitch about their privacy rights being stripped from them. 

it's not a 2 way street.  you can't demand your privacy while simultaneously publicizing every aspect of your life on the internet.  you want your privacy, then you should probably use a little discretion in what you put on the internet about yourself. 
 

[Munson]

It's not that hard to ignore the people that update their status's like it's twitter...at this point you can strip down your facebook home page to include only certain updates from only certain friends. Avoiding it specifically because some people like to update what they ate on a daily basis is stupid. Just x them people off your home page, or better yet, defriend them. Then murder them, eat them, then update your status about how delicious they were.

[rjs246]

Amen Sarge.

The reality TV culture we live in can choke on my hairy brainsack.