the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[mpmcgraw]

I never understand peope holding it against bands for selling out.

Yes, why would they want to make millions of dollars.  They should have continued to be an obscure band.  Who cares about money as long as random people on the internet think you have pride?  

[PhillyGirl]

Evangelist Pat Robertson says Haiti is cursed because of a deal it made with the devil to get freedom from the French

[Eagaholic]

Evangelist Pat Robertson says Haiti is cursed because of a deal it made with the devil to get freedom from the French

still worth it

[phattymatty]

you knew haiti was going to run out of all that good luck at some point.

[Seabiscuit36]

PSU Theta Sorority email leaked....
The e-mail below was sent out to all the members of Theta sorority at Penn State recently, and it has leaked to the whole campus and was forwarded to me by a friend. I though PT would enjoy the hilarity and loose morals of these PSU Sloots:

"four score and seven years ago god looked down on the green earth and noticed a lack of slut. At that moment the stars aligned, unicorns galloped through rainbows, the full moon shone down on mermaids, and YOU.. the chosen... were created. We have seen something special in you soldiers that make you worthy of being con...tenders for the thetalympics 2010. this challenge is like none ever before, a misson only the brave could attempt.

as syllabus week is approaching it seems necessary that not only will we be drinking heavily but we will actively be participating in the greatest theta skank competition EVER. what is this competition you may ask? let us explain..

this is the epic battle of point and conquer...it doesnt matter how
you achieve it, how long it lasts, or who its with...the only goal is to prevail.

the rules of the game are simple:
During syllabus week we will be having a social every night starting
on sunday ending on sunday, the lineup is as follows
sun- PIKA aka 'PIKE'
mon- KDR raiders of the night
tues-delta sigma phi
wed- SAE fresh meat
thurs- pi kappa motherfarging phi
fri-the gentlemans club - also known as THE dx
sat- the sigma alpha JEW house
sun- ..acacia...

you must aim to smooch/ bone/ give a sweet bj / or whatever your
little heart desires with a guy from the assigned frat each night.
this competition will both be individual and pledge class-- fall 07&08 vs fall&winter 09. this is what dreams are made of.

One point will be awarded for each girl on your team that scores for
the night, if the whole team gets it in your points for the night will be tripled. These results will be displayed on a poster in the AA room. If there are no witnesses, the claims will be based on trust and THETA LOVE.. no so that means no false-bones ladies.

now for the technicalities. First and foremost, the deets of this
competition may not be divulged with ANYONE who is not a competitor.
Meaning you cant tell a dude to hookup with you so you can get a
point, this is based purely on game.The true wingman test is upon
us...

also, we have decided to throw a twist in and gift each person with a GDI- Get out of jail free card. if you hook up with a gdi during the week, it will add two points to your individual score and will also be added to your team's final score - but will not count towards tripling the score for the night. This is because we felt like being dicks and gdis are obviously inferior to us because we are better than everyone in the world so kiss our asses and suck our dicks, everyone.

And now to end on a quote from Mr. Notorious Big
"farg the state pen, farg hoes at penn state"

there is only one thing left to say.. let the games begin.

Oh, and suck on our junk mchlaren."

[methdeez]

so, 2012, i think is real.  And i'm buying lots of guns

Yeah cuz so much crazy shtein happened in 1956...or 1900...

[Sgt PSN]

I never understand peope holding it against bands for selling out.

Yes, why would they want to make millions of dollars.  They should have continued to be an obscure band.  Who cares about money as long as random people on the internet think you have pride? 

there's nothing wrong with at as long as you don't try and maintain that your "art" is real and from the heart. 

when it comes to music....or anything of an artistic nature really, i don't care if it's "real" or not.  if i like it, i like it.  if i don't, i don't. people are way too obsessed with "keepin it real" and think it's some sort of crime against humanity to sacrifice artistic value for money.  some people say they value the integrity of their work more than money.  and if they do, good for them and they should have happy lives being poor.  others decide that money is more important than the integrity of their work.  good for them too and they should have fun living on their yachts.   

[rjs246]

The BEP are all whores. WHORES!

[Rome]

Evangelist Pat Robertson says Haiti is cursed because of a deal it made with the devil to get freedom from the French

i read that this afternoon at the office and literally couldn't believe my eyes.   what a cold-blooded evil motherfarger that piece of filth is.   i literally can't wait for the rapture so that corksuckers like him will be gone.

[PhillyGirl]

Dexter has cancer

[SunMo]

wow, i had no idea that the chick who plays Deb is his wife

[Seabiscuit36]

[ice grillin you]

The BEP are all whores. WHORES!

thing with the bep is they werent credible or good even before the last five six years...yes they have sunken to catastrophic lows but lets not pretend they were a tribe called quest before all this

[Sgt PSN]

Today is National Pastromi Day

[hbionic]

That pic is farging hilarious.