the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyGirl]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704281204575002852055561406.html?mod=e2tw

[rjs246]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704281204575002852055561406.html?mod=e2tw

Soccer sucks!

[Diomedes]

good link

[hbionic]

good times.

[Munson]

Soccer still sucks.

[phillymic2000]

Not wanting to be left out of the village retard race, Danny Glover opens his trap about the earthquake:

"What happened in Haiti could happen to anywhere in the Caribbean because all these island nations are in peril because of global warming."

"When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying? We have to act now!"

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100022430/haiti-disaster-caused-by-failure-of-copenhagen-summit-says-actor-danny-glover/

[rjs246]

Jesus farging Christ.

[Rome]

global warming causes geological instability.  it's science.

[General_Failure]

See, what happens is the global warming, right? And that made the plates hot. Well, hot plates get dropped, right? And they probably break, so, like, there's Haiti? Yeah?

[Sgt PSN]

as absurd as danny glover's "opinion" is, i'll put more stock in it being a legit possibility than that ass hat pat robertson's opinion that it was some sort of biblical reckoning. 

[General_Failure]

Why can't it be both? Deals made with the devil that require mankind to produce excess greenhouse gases that cause Jenga: Haiti Edition.

[phillymic2000]

Why would you put stock in anything that either of them say?

[rjs246]

Are you saying my Danny GLover stock is underperforming? My farging broker is getting a phone call.

[Sgt PSN]

i didn't even know you could buy stock in black actors.  i'd like 5000 shares of denzel please. 

[General_Failure]

If you make a profit on that, you'll only have to pay taxes for the first 3000 shares.