This Team Will NOT Win Anything... Ever.

[General_Failure]

Lots of people have been trying to come here. Most of them Russian or Chinese with lots of numbers in their name.

[Eagaholic]

They're not numbers, that's just how they write

[Diomedes]

they're very good with the sciences, I hear

[ice grillin you]

they can also turn a television into a watch

[SunMo]

where the homers at?

[phillymic2000]

Farg Andy, I fargin had faith this offense had the weapons  to overcome his ass, but DMAC has proved me wrong again. My bad I repent.

[Don Ho]

   

[SunMo]

nice defense

[MMH]

HOW ABOUT fargING NOW?

Still want to tell me this team will ever amount to anything.  farg all of you, farg every farging douchebag who wears this uniform with any semblance of pride.

Gutless, spineless, worthless.  I hope their farging plane crashes, and every farging worthless piece of shtein on it dies in fire and pain.  God I hate rooting for these farging pieces of shtein.  Looked like McNabb made a lot of dough betting against the Eagles today.  Good for him.  If someone douses that fat farg with gasoline, I'll be happy to supply the lighted match.

[ice grillin you]

where the homers at?

omg....this was my post since the first quarter of the game...great minds....

[Rome]

tonight's loss was awesome.

i was playing shuffleboard after the game and one of the cocktail waitresses at the bar came up behind me and cupped my balls in her hand.  that would have never happened if the eagles had won.

[Seabiscuit36]

i'm guessing she never found them

[Rome]

why you gotta be like that, man?

[Seabiscuit36]

Dio is rubbing off on me

[Munson]

That's kinda gross man.