the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Munson]

Large earthquake and tsunami near Samoa...  whole villiages have been wiped out.

this tragic event is funnier than munson's last post. 

You had to be a child of the late 80s/early 90s to even get the first pics. Old ass mofo.

lol, i'm only 33 which means that my childhood was in the 80's and my teenage years were the 90's.  i get the pics.  they just weren't funny. 

you should stick to beer vending.  if you work hard enough, maybe some day you'll move up to peanuts or cotton candy.  that's where the real money is. 

Or you just have no sense of humor and are doing your best to try and be funny yourself.

And, you old ass mfer...beer is where the money is. Cotton Candy is better at minor league baseball stadiums.

[Sgt PSN]

hold on to that dream. 

[Tomahawk]

Large earthquake and tsunami near Samoa...  whole villiages have been wiped out.

this tragic event is funnier than munson's last post. 

You had to be a child of the late 80s/early 90s to even get the first pics. Old ass mofo.

lol, i'm only 33 which means that my childhood was in the 80's and my teenage years were the 90's.  i get the pics.  they just weren't funny. 

you should stick to beer vending.  if you work hard enough, maybe some day you'll move up to peanuts or cotton candy.  that's where the real money is. 

Or you just have no sense of humor and are doing your best to try and be funny yourself.

Would a person with no sense of humor try to be funny?

[Munson]

Only on message boards.

[ice grillin you]

hold on to that dream. 

lol

[reese125]

Sirius raises prices the sneaky way

http://www.gearlog.com/2009/10/sirius_xm_increases_prices_doe.php

[phattymatty]

i'm in love...

http://www.costumecraze.com/GHST04.html

[rjs246]

nm

[Seabiscuit36]

So, i think i've posted on here about my good buddy's crazy ex fiance.  About 2 weeks ago he got a random facebook friend request from some chick he didnt know.  He sent me the name to see if i knew her from anywhere.  I had no clue.  He accepted mainly because she was pretty hot looking, and she seemed to be friends with his current ladyfriends old college pals.  Then this week my wife got a friend request from the same chick.  My buddy told me today that 6 other friends hit him up that this person is sending them friend requests, and who is she.   

Its his crazy ex, who created a fake profile over 5 months ago, and she's been we guess planning on this from the start.  We're taking suggestions on how to farg with her, all suggestions welcome. 

[Tomahawk]

Napalm

[Diomedes]

get everyone to play her like they don't know who she is while you dream up something good

[Sgt PSN]

swing batta batta batta batta sa-wing batter

The New York Daily News is reporting that Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams' severed head was mistreated at an Arizona cryonics facility, according to details from a new book.

In "Frozen," Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., writes that Williams' head, which had been severed and frozen for storage, was abused at the facility. Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at Williams' frozen head with a monkey wrench.

[hbionic]

Its his crazy ex, who created a fake profile over 5 months ago, and she's been we guess planning on this from the start.  We're taking suggestions on how to farg with her, all suggestions welcome.  

Rape, I've found, is a great deterrent. Not regular rape. Surprise rape.

[Sgt PSN]

women love suprises. 

[hbionic]

Specially in their own car, at night, right behind the grocery store by my house.