2009 Point and Laugh at the taterskins thread

Started by Diomedes, January 26, 2009, 10:29:46 AM

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BigEd76

apparently Jessica Simpson downgraded from Romo to Colt Brennan

Rome

Chris McPherson is going to be heartbroken.

shorebird

The Ravens had over 500 yds. total offense. HA!!

Zanshin

Geez, you'd think they had an "offensive genius" like Billick calling the plays.

PhillyPhanInDC

Jason Campbell last night vs. the Stillers: 1/7 for 10 yards. Their offensive line easily has to be one of the worst in the league, and Devin Thomas looks like a complete bust, and in pretty much every position, they have zero depth. It's going to be a fun year watching the Skins.

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

ice grillin you

Quote from: PPinDC on August 23, 2009, 09:23:17 AM
Jason Campbell last night vs. the Stillers: 1/7 for 10 yards. Their offensive line easily has to be one of the worst in the league, and Devin Thomas looks like a complete bust, and in pretty much every position, they have zero depth. It's going to be a fun year watching the Skins.



you sound really upset about it
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: ice grillin you on August 23, 2009, 11:42:38 AM
you sound really upset about it

I can't wait. Just like every year, I've had douchebag skins fans telling me about how great they'll be this year. Last year it was Devin Thomas, Malcom Kelly, Fred Davis and Horny for Zorny. The year or two before that it was Randle El and farging Brandon Lloyd. This year is no different.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

ice grillin you

no words can properly describe how maddeningly awful racist fans are
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

ATV

So whatever happened to the Michael Vick going to the taterskins thing? Were those clowns stupid enough to take him?

ice grillin you

you honestly think the taterskins are going to carry two negros at QB?
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SunMo

i think they would try to pass Jason Campbell off as a halfer
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

General_Failure

They signed one of the dead pitbulls instead. Fans are really excited about his tenacity.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Susquehanna Birder

Got this today in my office e-mail:

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Is anyone interested in a pair of tickets for this Friday's Pre-Season NFL game with New England at Washington?  My sister has a pair that are on the top level, around the 10-yard line, two seats from the aisle (Section 423).  She paid $100 a piece for them, but she now can't go, and is willing to let them go for $100 for the pair.

Yay for altruism.

Seabiscuit36

Thanks to Penn State Fan Talk who first broke the news

Athletic director Fred Glass has confirmed that Indiana will give up a home game against Penn State to play at FedEx Field field in Lanover, MD for $3 million.


Neutral site conference games is nothing new. Talks are already underway between Illinois and Northwestern to play a conference game at Wrigley Field. Most often than not, money is the biggest driving force behind a relocation of a conference game especially a home game and it definitely applies in this case as well.

Considering how Indiana makes less than $1 million a game at Memorial Stadium, the opportunity to make $3 million on the back of the heavy Penn State presence in the DC/Maryland/Virginia area makes this an amazing deal for them. FedEx Field is home to the Washington taterskins and countless Penn State alums which will make this a virtual home game for the Lions. With the largest seating capacity in pro sports in the country, FedEx field will provide 91,704 opportunities for Penn State fans that have been relocated to the Eastern seaboard to catch the Nittany Lions in action.

And think of all the advantages this will have on recruiting. Penn State, or Larry Johnson in particular already has a virtual stranglehold on the Virginia/DC/Maryland region. To be able to boast a "neutral site" game and have recruits see firsthand all the tradition and pageantry of Penn State football while with their families, teammates and friends right in their own backyard is invaluable.

It seems as if Indiana has the exact same idea in mind.

But Glass is hopeful that East Coast Indiana fans will also show up in large numbers. As part of the deal, Indiana has to sell 7,000 tickets. Glass doesn't think that will be a problem.

"You've got tens of thousands of IU grads in the area around D.C.," Glass said. "It's an area we want to recruit. And the players get the chance to play in a professional stadium."

I'm not as optimistic as Glass on Indiana being able to sell out its allotment of 7,000, but there will be plenty of Lion fans willing to snatch them up seeing as FedEx field is only 3 and a half hours away from Beaver Stadium.



IN
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SunMo

lol at maybe not being able to sell 7% of the stadium
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.