Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...

[General_Failure]

I like the little napkin wrapped around it. That means I might not have grease sliding down my arms when I stuff the whole thing in my face.

[phattymatty]

what the farg.  i'm hoping those chicken breasts are boneless.  just looking at that actually makes me want to shtein.

speaking of, i had one of those dookies today that only give you like 20 seconds notice, so in my rush to get my work pants down in the bathroom i completely exploded my belt into pieces.  now i'm beltless for the rest of the day.

[ice grillin you]

that thing doesnt even particularly appeal to me but i wanna eat one just to say i did

[phattymatty]

[Rome]

I'd hit it.

[General_Failure]

Should have made the beef into three layers or more to get it thoroughly cooked.

[rjs246]

That shtein needs to be deep fried. Who bakes a burger? Jesus.

[Rome]

That shtein needs to be deep fried. Who bakes a burger? Jesus.

Pretty sure Jesus only ate fish.  And babies.

[rjs246]

And cock.




Wait. What?

[ice grillin you]

lol @ apple bacon dreamcatcher

[Sgt PSN]

heart attack grill

burger menu includes the single, double, triple and quadrupole bypass burgers.  eat a triple or quad and some skank in a nurse outfit will put you in a wheelchair and take you to your car.  they also serve jolt cola and lucky strike unfiltered. 

anyone who weighs over 350lbs eats for free........every day.

[General_Failure]

anyone who weighs over 350lbs eats for free........every day.

Sir, please take those sand bags out of your pockets. You can eat for free tomorrow if you start eating now.

[ice grillin you]

the meat baby

[hbionic]

That looks disturbingly awesome, scary, and delicious all at the same time.

[General_Failure]

I ain't eating no bacon diaper.