Americans Are Fat farging Slobs. Here's A Reason Why...

[Rome]

1. Worst Drink in America 2009

Cold Stone Creamery PB&C Shake
Gotta Have It Size
2,010 calories
131 g fat (68 g saturated)
153 g sugars

The PB&C is intended to denote peanut butter and chocolate, but the more accurate translation might be potbellies and cardiovascular disease. After all, this one drink does pack more calories than a dozen ice cream sandwiches and more saturated fat than nearly 20 large orders of McDonald's French fries. And what's even more depressing is that no shake on Cold Stone's menu, not even the small sizes, falls below 1,000 calories. Choose a small ice cream and use the 1,640 calories for something with at least a trace of nutritional value.

I'm totally going out later and getting two!

[DH]

Eagles fans starting threads about their love of bacon may also be a reason why.

[General_Failure]

Don't you ever talk shtein about bacon.

[Seabiscuit36]

i had fried chicken leftover's for breakfast doused in hotsauce

[MadMarchHare]

Yeah, but the hot sauce speeds up the run through your intestines, so that's almost healthy.

[Rome]

Some dude just opened a Hershey's Ice Cream parlor in town.  They sell the real deal black & white milkshakes with Hershey's chocolate syrup in them.

The bimbos who work there need some work in making the shakes thick enough but they're still fairly awesome.

[Diomedes]

^^
best use of the word 'bimbo' I've seen in a long time

[Zanshin]

i had fried chicken leftover's for breakfast doused in hotsauce

So, how's that diet going?

[ice grillin you]

on the today show last week they had a thing on calories and fat intake and they showcased that cold moutain creamery shake....they had it on a display with another well known food and how many of them it took to equal the shake...and next to it was literally like 20 orders of mcdonalds large french fries

[Seabiscuit36]

i had fried chicken leftover's for breakfast doused in hotsauce

So, how's that diet going?

fell off the wagon, hotwings are my downfall.  I gotta start again, before my bro went back out to Hawaii, the farger lit into me for being a fatass like IGY and made me promise that i'll get in shape by this time next year.  

We ordered Seasobites last night, got hot, and my ass has been on fire all morning.  I still have the sweats from the hotsauce. 

[Diomedes]

I'm gonna really enjoy it when the moral gestapo turns it's gaze from smokers and settles on you fatties.  All you fat fargs who so enjoyed your perch on the high horse while smokers were being demonized are going to get a taste of your own medicine.  I'll be curious to see who gets the treatment after the fatties, too.  That will be fun.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm gonna really enjoy it when the moral gestapo turns it's gaze from smokers and settles on you fatties.  All you fat fargs who so enjoyed your perch on the high horse while smokers were being demonized are going to get a taste of your own medicine.  I'll be curious to see who gets the treatment after the fatties, too.  That will be fun.

as long as it's pizza flavored, i don't think they'll care. 

[Diomedes]

bacon flavored taxation, cake infused banning from airplanes, pork rind scented snide commentary from good (i.e. non-obese) people, yay!

[Seabiscuit36]

I'm a fat drunk smoker, i hate myself as much as the hate mongers hate me. 

[Diomedes]

tell me you're French and you'll warrant nomination for the Most Hated Person title