Dead in 2009

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Father Demon

#360
August 07, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
rjs and Phatty about to score some points:

Eunice Kennedy Shriver has been hospitalized in critical condition, and family members are at her side, her family says.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Father Demon

#361
August 07, 2009, 05:08:52 PM
Autopsy report: Cocaine use directly contributed to Billy Mays' death, along with hypertensive and arteriosclerotic heart disease.  The following drugs in Mays' system: Vicodin, oxycodone, Xanax, Valium, benzoylecgonine (coke byproduct), temazepam (anti-anxiety), & alcohol.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

#362
August 07, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
my farging hero
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MadMarchHare

#363
August 07, 2009, 06:09:28 PM
You sure they didn't mix up his autopsy results with Michael Jackson's?
Anyone but Reid.

QB Eagles

#364
August 07, 2009, 06:21:39 PM
Surprised he didnt finish it off with a shot of OxiClean.

Rome

#365
August 07, 2009, 07:11:32 PM
Quote from: MadMarchHare on August 07, 2009, 06:09:28 PM
You sure they didn't mix up his autopsy results with Michael Jackson's?

Umpossible.  There was no sperm residue from a 13 year old boy found.

MadMarchHare

#366
August 07, 2009, 08:48:06 PM
But seriously, did you really need an autopsy to know Billy Mays was hopped up on coke?
Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

#367
August 07, 2009, 09:55:58 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 07, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
rjs and Phatty about to score some points:

Eunice Kennedy Shriver has been hospitalized in critical condition, and family members are at her side, her family says.

Sweet. 7th place, here I come.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

rjs246

#368
August 11, 2009, 10:27:19 AM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 07, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
rjs and Phatty about to score some points:

Eunice Kennedy Shriver has been hospitalized in critical condition, and family members are at her side, her family says.

Dead.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

#369
August 13, 2009, 12:54:03 PM

rjs246

#370
August 13, 2009, 01:01:52 PM
Lame.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

#371
August 14, 2009, 06:10:36 AM
John Quade

Acted in a bunch of Clint Eastwood movies in the 70s, 80s (High Plains Drifter, Outlaw Josey Wales, Every Which Way But Loose).
Anyone but Reid.

MDS

#372
August 17, 2009, 02:38:17 AM
Bay, one my fishes

also Max disappeared from the tank and is presumed dead. Zordich, Chase and Lestor are still going strong. For now.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#373
August 17, 2009, 06:26:54 AM
lol

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Zanshin

#374
August 17, 2009, 08:34:48 AM
Zordich ate Max, book it.
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