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Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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Diomedes

Jewish geography?  How's that go?  You look at a map and tell each other stories about all the places you've been chased out of?
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

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two jews start talking and soon enough after listing off people they know, theyll find a common link in friends or relatives or something. basically if you any two jews get together, theyll know the same people.

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

so sun has been waiting for the season 5 wire box set from me for like a 100 years

yesterday at the phils game i finally give it to him

5 minutes ago i get a text from him "nice job on disc 1"

then i go to my dvd player and see it in there

so farging funny
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

1. since when do you text

2, give me your number fatty

3. not really that funny
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

i usually only text on the train to florida every year to get phillie score updates

occasionally here and there someone will text me on my girls phone
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

DH

How can you not text? It's all I do...most times I wont even answer the phone just so I can have the conversation take place thru text.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

so if i text the number i have for your ladyfriend will i get some kind of response from the one and only....you?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

ice grillin you

i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

SD_Eagle5

Quote from: Die-Hard on July 26, 2009, 02:06:19 PM
How can you not text? It's all I do...most times I wont even answer the phone just so I can have the conversation take place thru text.

that's what I do, I hate talking on the phone, but text is king.

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Die-Hard on July 26, 2009, 02:06:19 PM
How can you not text? It's all I do...most times I wont even answer the phone just so I can have the conversation take place thru text.

I don't. WHy? Because I can't. The jackwads at work cut our texts off the BlackBerry. Why? No idea since we have every other option under the sun. SO I just e-mail all day long.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on July 26, 2009, 04:00:04 AM
so white trash can sniff their own? do you guys play white trash geography like jews play jewish geography? did you swap stories of life in trailer park? did she know munson?

:-D

Funny little farger. Well, not really.

rjs246

The only thing worse than texting is actually having to talk to people on the phone. I seriously farging hate cell phones and would like nothing more than to chuck mine into the ocean.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

ive been thinking about going back to a pager
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons