We're all fat...

Started by rjs246, June 19, 2009, 12:56:49 PM

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mpmcgraw

Also ban fatties from using the Internet.

It's just annoying when fat racially confused dorks criticize women who wouldn't look their way if they had gold bars stuck between their rolls.

rjs246

On a serious note, taxing the shtein out of unhealthy behavior (food, tobacco, hookers, weed, *gulp* alcohol) should be done and should have been done a very long time ago. People aren't going to completely stop doing any of those things, but it will curb the behavior of those who are indifferent and raise serious amount of dough.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

ice grillin you

Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 19, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
Igy, I take it you wouldn't go for a scrapple sandwich?

One of my favorite foods.  Heart attack, here I come!


scrapple is ok but corned beef hash > *


Quote from: Diomedes on June 19, 2009, 05:50:58 PM
I'd like to tax the ever living shtein out of fast food, soft drinks, store bought cookie and crackers, etc.  

Put 'em at the back of the line for plane seats and if there isn't room to put them on, bump 'em to the next flight.  

Make them stand on the subway.

Make them pay for their knee and back surgeries themselves.

Ban them entirely.  Internment camps.  Put 'em to work baking cookies for those of us who actually have self control and dignity.

actually one of the ideas being tossed around to pay for barrys health care plan is a 10 cent tax on soda...im a fatty and id be all for this...then again im a rich fatty...then again it would also include diet soda
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

diet soda makes fat people fatter
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

Diet soda still has disgusting shtein in it that the human body can't process. Less calories is ok I guess, but there is some seriously farged up shtein that goes into soda that just sits in your body and never gets processed similar to trans fats. Soda is farging gross. Which doesn't actually stop me from drinking it now and then.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mpmcgraw

I read your last post while drinking a bottle of soda and eating chicken wings.

ice grillin you

cheese eggs t-bone steak and welches grape

delicious but way to promote the stereotype biggie
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

MDS

stop with the self deprecation, tubby. you arent fat.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

Quote from: jihadist monk on June 19, 2009, 06:22:10 PM
I read your last post while drinking a bottle of soda and eating chicken wings.

Chicken wings are right up there with chili and BBQ as the best shtein ever.

Soda can suck my balls.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Geowhizzer

Had 20 hot wings last night. :drool

Rome

I was at the supermarket a few days ago and they had wings cooking at the kiosk where they give food away as samples.  I ate one and goddamn if it wasn't the most delicious farging chicken wing ever.  It was naked, (no breading) extra crispy, mildly spicy and piping hot. 

Delicious.

PS: Hooters wings are gross.  Just thought I'd mention it.

ice grillin you

hooters non breaded arent bad at all

their breaded are horrid
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

All breaded wings are farging awful.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

shorebird

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Quote from: ice grillin you on June 19, 2009, 06:02:40 PM
Quote from: Geowhizzer on June 19, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
Igy, I take it you wouldn't go for a scrapple sandwich?

One of my favorite foods.  Heart attack, here I come!



scrapple is ok but corned beef hash > *

Scrapple on buttered toast with a fried egg and slice of American cheese. Or, corned beef hash on a plate with two fried eggs on top. I gained a pound typing that.


Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger