We're all fat...

[Rome]

I had a liverwurst hoagie for lunch.

True story.

[ice grillin you]

i love liverwurst and for whatever reason that sounds gross

[Rome]

Liverwurst.  Hoagie Roll.

No mystery, dook.

[ice grillin you]

yeah i guess i just think of liverwurst on crackers or crostini...not a hoagie roll...all that bread mushed all together with wurst doesnt sound appetizing...i feel like liverwurst because of its mushy texture should be eaten on something hard

that said id eat two of them just to cost russell some extra money

[rjs246]

Rub them all over your nipples and we'll call it a party.

[ice grillin you]

id rub it on my helmet if i could find my penis under all this diabetes ridden fat

[Rome]

There's a bakery down here that makes a half-decent version of an Atlantic City hard roll so I bagged one this morning and got some Boar's Head liverwurst to go with it.

[ice grillin you]

yeah that sounds more appealing...a day old roll even better

[phattymatty]

liverwurst. raw onions. mustard.  bread.

eat. 

[Geowhizzer]

Igy, I take it you wouldn't go for a scrapple sandwich?

One of my favorite foods.  Heart attack, here I come!

[Diomedes]

I look forward to the moralistic war on obesity a la smoking.  Gonna be good times when all the holier than thou fatties take a beating.

[SD_Eagle5]

They should start by making all obese people stand outside while they're eating

[rjs246]

I don't have any specific goals in mind for the Holy Fat Wars, as long as there are less toothless, footless diabetics clogging my view on a day to day basis I'll be happy.

[Diomedes]

I'd like to tax the ever living shtein out of fast food, soft drinks, store bought cookie and crackers, etc. 

Put 'em at the back of the line for plane seats and if there isn't room to put them on, bump 'em to the next flight. 

Make them stand on the subway.

Make them pay for their knee and back surgeries themselves.

Ban them entirely.  Internment camps.  Put 'em to work baking cookies for those of us who actually have self control and dignity.

[rjs246]

I'd like to tax the ever living shtein out of fast food, soft drinks, store bought cookie and crackers, etc. 

Put 'em at the back of the line for plane seats and if there isn't room to put them on, bump 'em to the next flight. 

Make them stand on the subway.

Make them pay for their knee and back surgeries themselves.

Ban them entirely.  Internment camps.  Put 'em to work baking cookies for those of us who actually have self control and dignity.

My man. This brought a tiny tear to my eye.