Cornelius Ingram, Philadelphia Eagle

[Seabiscuit36]

OH NOES

[General_Failure]

Crap, now King might fall off the bandwagon.

[ice grillin you]

HOF ingrams body > kendras body

[rjs246]

Real titties?

[ice grillin you]

real testies

[General_Failure]

They could be implants, like the ones crazy people give to their dogs when they get de-nutted.

[rjs246]

Wait. Is that a thing? Could I give my female dog sack-implants?

[General_Failure]

You'd probably have to get a scrotum donor, but sure. The odds are better if your vet accepts payments of meth.

[Seabiscuit36]

Wait. Is that a thing? Could I give my female dog sack-implants?

yep, their called Nuticles.... My vet refused to do it. 

[ice grillin you]

im pretty sure if dogs could talk they would say theyd rather have two red rockets than two balls

[Beermonkey]

im pretty sure if dogs could talk they would say theyd rather have two red rockets than two balls

If it was me, I'd want the biggest nutsack implant possible for my dog. That way when they see me walking my manly Bichon Frise dragging his grapefruit-sized ballbag, they'll just assume I'm a man of large testes.

I'd probably get my dog some glasses, so they'll think I'm an intellectual too.

[ice grillin you]

id get my dog a HOF ingram jersey...its the one that says bad mother farger on it

[PhillyPhreak54]

im pretty sure if dogs could talk they would say theyd rather have two red rockets than two balls

If it was me, I'd want the biggest nutsack implant possible for my dog. That way when they see me walking my manly Bichon Frise dragging his grapefruit-sized ballbag, they'll just assume I'm a man of large testes.

I'd probably get my dog some glasses, so they'll think I'm an intellectual too.

I love Beermonkey.

[Tomahawk]

id get my dog a HOF ingram jersey...its the one that says bad mother farger on it

Hahahaha

If only people like rjs realized how good Ingram is. Tony Gonzalez quivers at the sight of Ingram's shadow

[Father Demon]

Ingram signed

4 years, $1.9M, $183K signing bonus.

The talented and athletic former University of Florida Gator has looked very solid during OTA practices thus far and figures to hold down the No. 2 tight end job this season. Ingram didn't play football during the 2008 season after suffering a torn ACL last August.

Philadelphia signed two other draftees earlier Tuesday and now have six out of their eight draft class under contract. Only first-round pick WR Jeremy Maclin and second-round pick RB LeSean McCoy remain unsigned.