I LOVE Non-Smokers

Started by Tomahawk, November 14, 2005, 01:51:58 PM

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Diomedes

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

All you non smoker holier than thou fargs can congratulate yourselves for siring the mindset behind this:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/28/ent.movie.smoking/index.html
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Father Demon

Why is it fat people have no self control, but you smokers are all OK?

Weak minded bastich.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Diomedes

You're fat and sensitive.  Ha.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

Once the smokers quit (read: the ones that aren't forced into the smoker labor camps and still count as having whatever human rights are still applicable), they'll all get fat anyway.

The man. The myth. The legend.

ice grillin you

there shouldnt be smoking in real life....why would you have it in the movies?
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

rjs246

Quote from: Father Demon on May 28, 2009, 11:01:36 PM
Why is it fat people have no self control, but you smokers are all OK?


Smoking makes you look like an awesome zombie stomping sex machine.
Being fat makes you look like a sloppy donut pounding Magic the Gathering geek.

I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I thought I would share.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Zanshin

I never smoked cigarettes other than for the stray drinking game that required it. I did used to smoke a lot of cigars, though. I could go for a good cigar about now, actually.

Tomahawk

I got laid off last week so now I hate myself for not smoking

Sgt PSN

i like smoking after i get laid.  can't imagine having the same feeling after getting laid off though.  try vodka.  it'll make you feel better.

Tomahawk

Vodka is for women and sissies. If anything it would be whiskey followed by whisky followed by scotch followed by bourbon followed by mas tequila. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to drink without smoking

rjs246

In that case just smoke. It isn't worth it.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

phattymatty

i quit cold turkey for about 8 months but am now a smoker again.  yay. 

Diomedes

One nice thing about smoking...we probably won't live long enough to be trapped with a bunch of non smoking Hoydas in an old folks home from the time we're 80 to 98.  Good for you non smokers, enjoy those last couple decades.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

Show up to Chuggie's house when you get that hole drilled in your throat.

The man. The myth. The legend.