Ken Parrish, Philadelphia Eagle

[Father Demon]

Thread worthy.
The Philadelphia Eagles have signed P Ken Parrish and have released P Sam Swank, the team announced on Thursday.

A rookie free agent signee of San Francisco in 2007, Parrish (6-1, 210) spent that training camp and preseason with the 49ers before being released prior to the start of the regular season. A first-team, all-conference selection in both his junior and senior seasons at East Stroudsburg University, Parrish averaged 40.3 yards per punt and landed 59 of his 174 punts inside the 20-yard line during his four-year collegiate career.

While it's unlikely Parrish will unseat starting P Sav Rocca, Parrish will be able to give him a breather during the team's OTA sessions and possibly at training camp.

Huge news day.

[General_Failure]

What number did they give him?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Is he related to Lance?

[Seabiscuit36]

swank is a PK

[ice grillin you]

im just glad hes gone on the outside shot he could have made the team and wed have to face endless cheesy shank jokes whenever he missed a kick

[Seabiscuit36]

Everytime i saw his name, i got chub thinking of the great magazine