the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

PhillyPhreak54 · May 24, 2009, 10:22:38 PM

Who is that?!?!

My boy played a pretty good trick on me today; he listed some shtein on craigslist and gave my e-mail address. I got home and there was 47 inquiries about the free Maytag washer and dryer that I was giving away. I opened up my e-mail and was like..."what the farg?!" I got worried for a minute that someone hacked my e-mail, but I figured it out and call him. Prick.

Father Demon · May 24, 2009, 11:55:03 PM

We've done that at work listing gay-lover type stuff.. Usually takes like 5 emails/callers (yes, have left his work phone number) before they catch on.

Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 24, 2009, 02:10:39 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm!

Is that Backney?

MDS · May 25, 2009, 12:07:55 AM

jesus i would gladly sniff the inside of her icehole

Yeti · May 25, 2009, 01:07:32 AM

Quote from: MDS on May 25, 2009, 12:07:55 AM
jesus i would gladly sniff the inside of her icehole

Sniff her ass?

Sgt PSN · May 25, 2009, 01:15:08 AM

i have no idea who that chick is. i did an image search for "barstool sports" because of that pic that sd posted and this delicious looking slut was on page 2 or 3.

General_Failure · May 25, 2009, 01:16:29 AM

If only the file name had a clue somewhere. A hint, even.

Yeti · May 25, 2009, 01:20:49 AM

Whats wrong with you Sarge, I spent the last half hour trying to find that babe. Jeez, do your farging research before you post.

Sgt PSN · May 25, 2009, 01:37:12 AM

Quote from: General_Failure on May 25, 2009, 01:16:29 AM
If only the file name had a clue somewhere. A hint, even.

ha. didn't think that was actually her name.

and holy jesus god and baby jesus!

babe of the year. i'm glad we settled this now. no need to hold a contest in december.

Diomedes · May 25, 2009, 07:57:13 AM

nice ass but look at that face. problem!

Rome · May 25, 2009, 08:17:14 AM

um, could it be that your standards might be just a little bit high?

Diomedes · May 25, 2009, 08:53:06 AM

my standards include staying far far away from the black widow face. demon bitch like that is trouble, from her eyes to her mouth to her chin she's bad news

ten bucks puts that ass at no better than a B- when you unpack it from the spandex jeans too

Rome · May 25, 2009, 10:47:26 AM

I have no doubt she's a bitch from hell. Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to plow that ass like a snow drift.

mussa · May 25, 2009, 12:10:13 PM

prob the most amazing ass ever, but if you can somehow move your eyes to her face, its slightly above average. that being said god bless her ass

hbionic · May 25, 2009, 04:25:26 PM

Quote from: Sgt PSN on May 25, 2009, 01:37:12 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on May 25, 2009, 08:53:06 AM

ten bucks puts that ass at no better than a B- when you unpack it from the spandex jeans too

This is why Dio is teh cool. His analytical skills. After your initial 30 seconds of masturbation, you can briefly focus your sight below the cheek line and notice her SECOND cheek line....yes, I'm afraid what you are looking at is Cottage Cheese ready to blast out. It is because of this is that she is good from far, far from good. Pass.

There's plenty of ass like that walking around....outside of Pennsylvania. You guys should get out more.

*Note, I am in love with her first picture.

Sgt PSN · May 25, 2009, 06:35:05 PM

couldn't find any great ass shots of her with anything less than pants on, but that doesn't look like much cottage cheese back there to me.

and who gives a shtein what her grill looks like? with a body like that, there isn't much reason for your eyes to venture any further north than her shoulders anyway.