the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Munson]

(818): dude, i look like john mccains neck right now

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It's in the mold of grouphug and fmylife.

[Sgt PSN]

(870): do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?

[Munson]

I'm always a fan of hilarious drunk texts.

(310): i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.

[Munson]

(917): I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
(201): so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

[Sgt PSN]

except that is neither hilarious nor does it appear to be from someone that's drunk.  

farging idiot.  

[Munson]

Read the site dummy.
It's mostly drunk texts sent the night of or the day after.

[Sgt PSN]

of course they are.  yep.  no way anyone could fake that.   

[Munson]

I'm sure some of them are.
Still hilarious.
Go farg yourself.

(440): I love you
(720): are you drunk
(440): yes but I def love you, we should get married
(720): But I'm Jewish
(440): embrace Jesus

[PhillyPhreak54]

I go out of my way to park far away from civilization when going to stores and malls. Basically anywhere where there are a lot of cars. Why? Because I hate door dings.

But somehow I always get the icehole who parks right next to me and hits my truck and its pissing me off. I've gotten three dings since I bought my truck two years ago. The most recent was today. I parked far out and the mall got crowded and some ignorant icehole got my door.

If you're one of those iceholes who is inconsiderate and just throws your door open when parked next to someone...I hope you get butt raped.

I try to do the same thing Phreak, a few years back i went to the movies and parked far away from everyone.  And even parked on a snowpile that was still there.  My girl and i come out of the theatre, and i see a car next to me.  I was pissed, then noticed they dented my door and chipped my paint.  I ripped the douchebag's mirror off and slammed it on to his hood.  My wife's reaction was priceless, she said "I've never done anything like this" with a grin, she enjoyed watching me turn into an angry caveman.

I was close to going apeshtein yesterday. Next time it happens, I'm going to go off.

Sometimes its unavoidable to park close...like at customers shops and things like that. Inconsiderate people anger me.

[General_Failure]

Somebody dinged my dad's car once, after they had sped up to get the space next to him and kept him from pulling out. They looked at the car and walked away. My dad pulled out a screwdriver and tore through their paint while he backed up. Kinda funny now, but at the time not so much.

[Seabiscuit36]

The scary thing we didnt realize until my wife drove off was there was a state trooper who had to be watching me, but he didnt stop us. 

Its fun Phreak, let the anger flow

[Feva]

Didn't know where else to put this, maybe other than "Good Riddance", or if it's been posted already... but apparently Screamin' A. isn't getting renewed at ESPN.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

TNT will be glad to have him.

[shorebird]

MT. LAUREL, N.J. - April 25, 2009 (WPVI) -- Five people have died as a result of an 8-vehicle accident on the New Jersey Turnpike in Mount Laurel, New Jersey. The accident caused a major backup throughout Saturday afternoon.

The crash claimed the lives of five people and has sent others to area hospitals.

Authorities confirm to Action News the five people all came from the same car, Buick LeSabre.

All five of the victims, all in their 70s, were in a Buick LeSabre.

Great cars, according to someone I know, except for one niggling fault:  they tend to explode in flames when they get hit.

So, one LeSabre burns up in an 8 car pile up, and you're going to claim that they all explode whenever they get hit? You're really reaching. If there was any kind of defect like that, it would have been well known now, like it is with the Ford Pinto. Also, something like that would have been on the Wiki website.

I'm at 260k on a car I bought in September of 07 for 500 bucks (with 235k already on it).  It's been awhile since I tallied all my expenses, but I'd be surprised if, including purchase price and oil change supplies, I have spent 1200 total.

HA! You spend 500 on a rig with 235K miles on it, and call a LeSabre with 41K on it an American shtein box.

So, what kind of car with 235K on it did you buy? Lets see some pics.