The Zombie Apocalypse

rjs246 · April 22, 2009, 09:28:10 PM

I have no idea why this doesn't have its own thread yet but here it is.

I'll get this motherfarger started.

This is how it will start:
Army reports virus samples missing from MD facility.

This should be required reading:
World War Z home page with some mildly entertaining gadgets to play with.

And this should be a warning for you all:
First contact?

While I don't actually know if the zombies will ever descend upon us, I'd like to think that some sort of man-created apocalypse that one could survive by simply eschewing modern day-to-day bullshtein mincy behavior is on its way to thin this herd.

Bring it on, you undead sacks of shtein.

General_Failure · April 22, 2009, 09:32:16 PM

Damn, only a 35% survival chance.

rjs246 · April 22, 2009, 09:33:28 PM

Weakling.

Rome · April 22, 2009, 09:35:08 PM

Survivalists are the funniest motherfargers on Earth. Why would anyone ever want to survive a holocaust? If I see missiles flying and I'm anywhere near a bottle of Jack Daniels and a loaded 9 millimeter, I'm out before the first one breaks orbit.

So, in closing, go Zombies and shtein.

General_Failure · April 22, 2009, 09:43:23 PM

Can I have your stuff when you die?

Diomedes · April 22, 2009, 09:45:08 PM

Yeah, did you ever buy that Aprilia? I get dibs on that.

ice grillin you · April 22, 2009, 09:47:59 PM

whoever hasnt read it yet needs to read the hot zone....incredibly scary book

Father Demon · April 22, 2009, 10:19:27 PM

Ha! Zombies just made an appearance on The Unusuals.

First time I've seen this show.

hbionic · April 23, 2009, 01:39:33 AM

I'm buying myself one of these then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0

Seabiscuit36 · April 23, 2009, 07:50:12 AM

Quote from: hbionic on April 23, 2009, 01:39:33 AM
I'm buying myself one of these then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhstuvzMiB0

nice, but not as sexy as my shotty

Rome · April 23, 2009, 08:49:02 AM

Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2009, 09:45:08 PM
Yeah, did you ever buy that Aprilia? I get dibs on that.

I did not. I got this instead:

rjs246 · April 23, 2009, 09:39:38 AM

Quote from: Rome on April 22, 2009, 09:35:08 PM
Survivalists are the funniest motherfargers on Earth. Why would anyone ever want to survive a holocaust? If I see missiles flying and I'm anywhere near a bottle of Jack Daniels and a loaded 9 millimeter, I'm out before the first one breaks orbit.

So, in closing, go Zombies and shtein.

Are you telling me that you don't experience the urge/instinct to live and survive in a world without Wal Mart and Hummers? No yuppies or congestion or cubicles or Ikea catalogs or Hannah Montana. I think about that shtein 12 hours a day. Minimum.

SunMo · April 23, 2009, 09:48:00 AM

33%

PoopyfaceMcGee · April 23, 2009, 10:03:04 AM

32%

mussa · April 23, 2009, 10:25:39 AM

41%b bitches

I am all for the zombies to come and tear down society. if not zombies than natural disasters will be fine. i am slowly building my survival kit, which mainly consists of duct tape at this point but its getting there.

If I could pick 5 weapons to take they would be:

Ak-47
Crowbar - killing and opening shtein
Shotgun
Katana sword
Barrett 50 cal sniper rifle - for rooftop zombie head exploding action!

Just picked up Max Brook's zombie survival guide, well downloaded a pdf. Hence the crowbar as a weapon