the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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PoopyfaceMcGee

#14850
teacher.bag.poop.cnn

How can that not be part of something quality?


Speaking of which, this is why Facebook is cool:

Quotethings to have when zombies attack!!

Sawed off shotgun, fire extinguisher, Smith & Wesson 357, unlimited supply of miller lite and Expendable Decoys.

rjs246

There's only one thing missing there.

Remember, you don't have to reload a pickaxe.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2009, 05:47:53 PM
actually, it might be best to just put some 22s on it and flip it onto some gang banger who thinks it's a cool ride

:-D

Eagaholic

Quote from: Father Demon on April 22, 2009, 07:13:54 PM
In my hotel room, and my "high speed Internet access" is testing out between .18 and .20 Mbps for download, and half that for upload.

Looks like it'll just be me and my TV tonight...

As one of the more interesting and educational things people can do, I recommend going into a spy store (most moderate and large cities have at least one) and striking up a conversation with they guy there. It is mind blowing what they can do and what you can just walk in and buy.

I bring this up because I wandered into one a year or two ago in Daytona. The guy was putting high res invisible cameras with a motion activated recorder and wireless transmitter in alarm clocks just like ones you buy off the shelf. He said a hotel in town buys them to "put in rooms after guests checkout to monitor the housekeeping staff."  Ummmm, riiiiiiight. He also said his biggest client is the school system and he puts cameras in pencil sharpeners.

Btw Demon, could you at least drape a towel over yourself?

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: rjs246 on April 22, 2009, 08:58:53 PM
There's only one thing missing there.

Remember, you don't have to reload a pickaxe.
My list included stuff i've already prepared for and bought.  I cant wait for the apocalypse to come
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

shorebird

Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2009, 05:47:53 PM
all its rubber bits are 20 effing years old and built to shtein specs to start with

good luck keeping that thing going for very long

unless you have service records showing they were replaced recently, replace the belts immediately.  sway bar end links too.

actually, it might be best to just put some 22s on it and flip it onto some gang banger who thinks it's a cool ride
Ha! You have just proven to me what a no nothing you really are.

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: shorebird on April 23, 2009, 12:44:55 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on April 22, 2009, 05:47:53 PM
all its rubber bits are 20 effing years old and built to shtein specs to start with

good luck keeping that thing going for very long

unless you have service records showing they were replaced recently, replace the belts immediately.  sway bar end links too.

actually, it might be best to just put some 22s on it and flip it onto some gang banger who thinks it's a cool ride
Ha! You have just proven to me what a no nothing you really are.
looks like someone had one too many Budweisers
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 22, 2009, 10:51:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 22, 2009, 08:58:53 PM
There's only one thing missing there.

Remember, you don't have to reload a pickaxe.
My list included stuff i've already prepared for and bought.  I cant wait for the apocalypse to come

Great points, but how would I buy expendable decoys in advance?

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: FastFreddie on April 23, 2009, 08:10:46 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 22, 2009, 10:51:20 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on April 22, 2009, 08:58:53 PM
There's only one thing missing there.

Remember, you don't have to reload a pickaxe.
My list included stuff i've already prepared for and bought.  I cant wait for the apocalypse to come

Great points, but how would I buy expendable decoys in advance?
Mexicans, you can get them for roughly 7 bucks an hour
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

PoopyfaceMcGee

I'll have to do a full regression workup on the exact time to get them on the payroll.

reese125

Quote from: Eagaholic on April 22, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on April 22, 2009, 07:13:54 PM
In my hotel room, and my "high speed Internet access" is testing out between .18 and .20 Mbps for download, and half that for upload.

Looks like it'll just be me and my TV tonight...

As one of the more interesting and educational things people can do, I recommend going into a spy store (most moderate and large cities have at least one) and striking up a conversation with they guy there. It is mind blowing what they can do and what you can just walk in and buy.

I bring this up because I wandered into one a year or two ago in Daytona. The guy was putting high res invisible cameras with a motion activated recorder and wireless transmitter in alarm clocks just like ones you buy off the shelf. He said a hotel in town buys them to "put in rooms after guests checkout to monitor the housekeeping staff."  Ummmm, riiiiiiight. He also said his biggest client is the school system and he puts cameras in pencil sharpeners.

Btw Demon, could you at least drape a towel over yourself?

Damn...this is some shtein right here because I havent even thought about that--especially in the higher rated hotels where spy cameras would be put in and not put a dent in their budget

Im in a hotel 3-4 days a week and beat off in those rooms each night. I think I might bump that up to 2 times a night now just because someone is watching

Father Demon

#14861
Plane makes emergency landing on a street

Video from the plane as it stalls and they have to land.

Another video - of a plane landing on a cow.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

Quote from: reese125 on April 23, 2009, 09:22:48 AM
Quote from: Eagaholic on April 22, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on April 22, 2009, 07:13:54 PM
In my hotel room, and my "high speed Internet access" is testing out between .18 and .20 Mbps for download, and half that for upload.

Looks like it'll just be me and my TV tonight...

As one of the more interesting and educational things people can do, I recommend going into a spy store (most moderate and large cities have at least one) and striking up a conversation with they guy there. It is mind blowing what they can do and what you can just walk in and buy.

I bring this up because I wandered into one a year or two ago in Daytona. The guy was putting high res invisible cameras with a motion activated recorder and wireless transmitter in alarm clocks just like ones you buy off the shelf. He said a hotel in town buys them to "put in rooms after guests checkout to monitor the housekeeping staff."  Ummmm, riiiiiiight. He also said his biggest client is the school system and he puts cameras in pencil sharpeners.

Btw Demon, could you at least drape a towel over yourself?

Damn...this is some shtein right here because I havent even thought about that--especially in the higher rated hotels where spy cameras would be put in and not put a dent in their budget

Im in a hotel 3-4 days a week and beat off in those rooms each night. I think I might bump that up to 2 times a night now just because someone is watching
i never travel without one of these
http://www.spyville.com/spy-finder.html
then i spooge on their camera
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Father Demon

Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on April 23, 2009, 09:35:20 AM
never travel without one of these
http://www.spyville.com/spy-finder.html


If you're serious, have you ever found anything?  I don't need my pecker on the Internet - it would likely put many pr0n studs out of business.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Seabiscuit36

nah, but after reading that, i think i will now

And if i did, or do, i'm going to sue the living shtein out of those hotel chains
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons