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General_Failure

#14715
April 18, 2009, 01:41:39 PM
I just assume she can't afford tampons.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#14716
April 18, 2009, 05:02:17 PM
So I'm laying on the couch last night watching the Phillies on DVR about 1am and I hear a noise outside. Kind of like a splat. Like someone poured something from the third floor balcony.

I live on the first floor and my complex is a quiet one. No real parties, no really loud neighbors...nothing like that. Well some dude moved in on the third floor and had a party last night...and the sound I heard?

Someone puking over the balcony. Ignorant iceholes.

Sgt PSN

#14717
April 18, 2009, 05:13:39 PM
the last party i threw, some a-hole tossed his cookies in my farging sink.  the side without the garbage disposal.  and i didn't see it until the following morning. 

your 3rd floor neighbor's drunk friends > my drunk friends. 

Seabiscuit36

#14718
April 18, 2009, 06:25:41 PM
I just ate 14crabs sitting outside.  farg yeah it feels like summer. Miller lites for everyone
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Father Demon

#14719
April 18, 2009, 06:38:30 PM
How long were they sitting outside?  You're gonna get sick.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

General_Failure

#14720
April 18, 2009, 06:53:29 PM
He was probably picking up live crabs and eating them. The live ones stay fresh longer, I hear.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Seabiscuit36

#14721
April 18, 2009, 07:02:51 PM
How's the crab distribution in st Louis?  Days like this make life great.
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#14722
April 19, 2009, 11:43:35 AM
I'm staring at the clock, waiting for it to be noon so I can have a beer.

Should I be reconsidering or embracing my life right now?

Thoughts?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#14723
April 19, 2009, 12:03:45 PM
Drink whenever you feel like it, its 12 oclock somewhere

I just put some rum in my coffee
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

rjs246

#14724
April 19, 2009, 12:08:36 PM
Yeah, within 1 minute of posting I had opened a delicious Miller Lite. Let's Go Flyers.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

shorebird

#14725
April 19, 2009, 08:50:19 PM
Delicious Miller Lite?? Might as well have drank diluted dog piss.

reese125

#14726
April 19, 2009, 09:09:25 PM
stop it...you can never go wrong with Miller Lite.

its not always the first choice for some, but it damn sure isnt the last

Sgt PSN

#14727
April 19, 2009, 09:20:43 PM
you can always go wrong with miller lite, unless there's nothing but bud or bud light available. 

Seabiscuit36

#14728
April 19, 2009, 09:25:12 PM
Quote from: shorebird on April 19, 2009, 08:50:19 PM
Delicious Miller Lite?? Might as well have drank diluted dog piss.
I'll take a guess, you love Red Dog?
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

reese125

#14729
April 19, 2009, 09:27:45 PM
somethings telling me shore is all about Michelob
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