the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

[Seabiscuit36]

I was in AC last night for a bachelor party, my liver feels like its being stabbed right now.  We left Bare Exposure and while waiting for pizza next door, some broad showed up in a taxi with two dude, she had piss all over her jeans, i mean front down the legs and up to about mid ass.  PISS PANTS

[Feva]

You waxed that ass didn't you?

[SD_Eagle5]

I was watching this show on the Travel channel about owning your own private island. They're not that much, like $1 or $2 million for a decent one with a house. They go as low as $30g  but they're in Nova Scotia or somewhere cold. I've been daydreaming pretty much this whole week about owning one and the stuff that I could do on my own island. Grow my own bud, fly porn stars in, jet ski, swim, fish, not have to deal with other people. Needless to say I have a new goal in life.

[Sgt PSN]

is it really worth it if you have to become a canadian though?

[Seabiscuit36]

Speaking of Canadians, did Cerevant get killed headon by a drunk again?

[Diomedes]

those pirates farged the wrong chicken

[phillymic2000]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist. "With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

[mussa]

those pirates farged the wrong chicken

3 dead from Navy snipers. good riddance. im sure the navy seals can have a field day on these chumps if they really wanted. glad the captain made it out alive

[ice grillin you]

i think the whole pirate thing is invented to make woilf blitzer happy...if i heard him go into a 'the president has just been shot' voice before talking about this non story i was gonna murder someone...the whole thing is a joke...seriously the adenheart drunk driving thing is a much bigger story than this crap

[Diomedes]

no, not really

a drunk driver kills a marginally famous jock

vs.

a failed African state's desperate citizens take hostage an American crew, who in turn fight back preventing the ship from being taken and then the captain offers himself as hostage so the others will be safe; a standoff ensues with massive power on the one side and hungry foolhardiness on the other; the captain attempts to escape by swimming and is recaptured, the pirates are killed by sniper fire in one fell swoop.  other hostages from other countries still being held are now in ever greater danger, the whole world is afraid to ship through that region, insurance rates for doing so are skyrocketing, which prices are handed back through the chain to the consumers of the world

you're wrong.  the pirate story is international and compelling on a Hollywood scale.  the sad drunk driving story is pedestrian by definition

[PhillyPhreak54]

I pretty much agree. The Adenhart thing happens too often in this country. There's people killed everyday by some jackass who is driving drunk. This one is notable because of who was killed.

The pirate thing is interesting because that's an old school crime. It happens often in that region, but never to American ships. The scenario that played out is indeed Hollywoodesque.

[mussa]

I don't mind tax dollars being sent over there to help guard our ships.

[rjs246]

I couldn't care less about farging Pirates. Hire some ninjas to take care of them and stop wasting news cycles on it. I need more coverage of panicking Republicans calling Obama a dictator and soiling themselves over whether he bowed to some king somewhere.

[General_Failure]

The problem with ninjas is there aren't enough of them. You have to send over an entire clan of them, have most of them die, leaving the badass final ninja to do all the real work. After that, he has to go off to train the new batch, and that could take twenty years.

Also, people will do anything for little robots. http://www.tweenbots.com/