the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[mussa]

On Saturday I went to Pluckers a wing chain down here to watch the tourney.  On the menu there was a sandwich called the "Dirty Bird" aka the "Ron Mexico", I thought it was pure genius to have Ron Mexico on the menu. 

Not sure if I'd eat something named after a name given at a herpes test

[Father Demon]

Penis prank provokes revenge rape

In mid-2008, the victim's husband and some other friends went to his house for a drinking session, Mr Narongchit said.

When Mr Narongchit passed out drunk, the victim's husband took off his pants and used string to tie his penis to his big toe. The victim's husband then shook him to wake him up.

When he tried to stand up, he suffered a great deal of pain when the string yanked his organ, Mr Narongchit said.

He also felt humiliated in front of all his friends, and anger had been boiling away inside him ever since the incident, he added.

The suspect said that he had been planning revenge for months after the victim's husband tied his penis to his big toe when he passed out during a drinking session.

... arrested on March 21 confessed that he raped his friend's wife in revenge for falling victim to a prank while drunk last year.

[Seabiscuit36]

new words added to my vocab

[Tomahawk]

I bet igy revenge rapes Banner for letting Dawkins escape

[PhillyPhreak54]

last meals

http://web.archive.org/web/20031202214318/http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

I got to sit on on a few of those meetings with the inmates when they would tell the shift lieutenant what they wanted for their final. Some dudes do it up real good, others not so good.

The catch is they have to order things that the prison kitchen can cook...so no whoppers, big mac's, etc.

[DH]

Jay - Providing the kitchen can cook it up, do the inmates usually get what they request? Some of those requests are enough to feed an army.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Yep...if they can cook it, they will get it. So if a dude asks for 10 cheeseburgers, he will get 10 cheeseburgers.

They have a commissary on premises too and the inmates can have stuff from there. They sell sodas, chips, ice cream and all that stuff.

Chicken fried steak, fried chicken, burritos/fajitas and hamburgers seemed to be the most popular items requested. What would crack me up is when a guy would ask for a lot of stuff and then add in something like 24 jalapenos..odd number.

One sick farger asked for a birthday cake with his son's birthday on it...the same son he kiled.

[DH]

Crazy...I told you Ive been watching all those shows on NatGeo lately. Cant believe some of the shtein that goes down; both in prison and beyond its walls. I cant wait to hear stories next time youre at a tailgate...

[Seabiscuit36]

So my wife's Grandmother just had her 3rd major stroke last week.  She had a huge one back in 2000, and never fully recovered, two months ago another one, but she could still eat and sit up.  Last week she had one, the whole right side of her body is done.  She's unable to eat/drink.  My inlaws brought her home with hospice care, and we've been going to their place every day since she was brought home Saturday. 

I really dont understand how some people grieve, its weird to see 6 people sitting in a room just waiting for one person to stop breathing, yet telling them to breathe when they stop.  Luckily my wife and i are on the same page, if im like that, just gimmie a large amount of Morphine, and let the good times roll. 

Another thing, my wife's aunt is a moron, she told a story about how her mother had hallucinations from Codeine(spiders crawling over her and the walls).  I said, Morphine is the same thing, just stonger, her aunt said they are completely different.  I wanted to punch her in the gunt

[Father Demon]

Waiver wire deadline is midnight, tonight.

Is she famous?

[Tomahawk]

So my wife's Grandmother just had her 3rd major stroke last week.  She had a huge one back in 2000, and never fully recovered, two months ago another one, but she could still eat and sit up.  Last week she had one, the whole right side of her body is done.  She's unable to eat/drink.  My inlaws brought her home with hospice care, and we've been going to their place every day since she was brought home Saturday. 

I really dont understand how some people grieve, its weird to see 6 people sitting in a room just waiting for one person to stop breathing, yet telling them to breathe when they stop.  Luckily my wife and i are on the same page, if im like that, just gimmie a large amount of Morphine, and let the good times roll. 

Another thing, my wife's aunt is a moron, she told a story about how her mother had hallucinations from Codeine(spiders crawling over her and the walls).  I said, Morphine is the same thing, just stonger, her aunt said they are completely different.  I wanted to punch her in the gunt

Let her know that heroine is an even better opiate than morphine. You'll blow her mind

[rjs246]

Over the span of the last 15 hours I kicked my dog and my cat. I didn't kick either of them hard enough to do any serious damage, just enough to let them know that what they were doing was making daddy angry, but I'm pretty sure that I need to find a better method of stress relief.

[Father Demon]

Spank your monkey instead.

[Diomedes]

kicking the dog is not the best way to go about reprimanding her, but it does work to some degree

kicking the cat is ludicrous as anything but stress relief..cats learn nothing from humans, much less human violence

[Sgt PSN]

neither animal respects your authority because you refer to yourself in the 3rd person as "daddy" on interwebs based message boards.