the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Feva · February 10, 2009, 09:26:35 AM

Yeah, showing up on YouTube ain't the best way to hide from the mob.

phattymatty · February 10, 2009, 09:28:13 AM

looks like goomba got the worst of it right there.

and way to get caught by your own camera douche.

Tomahawk · February 10, 2009, 11:57:56 AM

The girlfriend put a sweater on the hairless cat. This prevented the cat from being able to walk forward so it somehow backed its way up on top of the receiver on the entertainment stand. When it jumped off, it didn't want to use its front paws so it did a faceplant. Unfortunately though, it did not break its neck

Diomedes · February 10, 2009, 12:20:31 PM

Quote from: Tomahawk on February 10, 2009, 11:57:56 AMThe girlfriend put a sweater on the hairless cat.

Do not under any circumstances marry this chick. Future Tomahawk thanks you for heeding this advice.

General_Failure · February 10, 2009, 12:37:47 PM

If you're not cheating on her yet, you should be looking for some younger girl. Possibly her sister.

Tomahawk · February 10, 2009, 12:41:44 PM

She's only 24. If I go any younger, I'll probably run into generation gap issues.

No worries, Dio, the (my) plan is to do the world a favor by not having any children.

General_Failure · February 10, 2009, 12:45:41 PM

Older, then. Her mom?

rjs246 · February 10, 2009, 12:47:51 PM

Just make love to the cat and stop pretending that you hate it. What are you, a fourth grader?

Tomahawk · February 10, 2009, 12:56:28 PM

I think her mom is a lesbian. Regardless, she lives in Australia and that would be too far for a relationship with a butch dyke.

rjs, I know how to hit on dogs with either peanut butter or molasses, but I bet cats are more finicky

SunMo · February 10, 2009, 12:58:19 PM

the only gap you should be worried about is the one between her legs...if it's wet and warm, who gives a farg

rjs246 · February 10, 2009, 12:58:19 PM

Tunafish juice. FTW.

Diomedes · February 10, 2009, 01:42:24 PM

Quote from: Tomahawk on February 10, 2009, 12:41:44 PMNo worries, Dio, the (my) plan is to do the world a favor by not having any children.

That plan sounds strangely familiar.

General_Failure · February 10, 2009, 01:55:11 PM

I know this is going to sound illogical, but women like that should breed. The world always needs a new generation of fools to keep the rest of the population entertained and/or frightened into productivity.

Rome · February 10, 2009, 06:01:35 PM

Quote from: Diomedes on February 10, 2009, 01:42:24 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on February 10, 2009, 12:41:44 PMNo worries, Dio, the (my) plan is to do the world a favor by not having any children.

That plan sounds strangely familiar.

lol

The BIGSTUD · February 11, 2009, 04:59:19 AM

Quote from: ice grillin you on February 08, 2009, 05:55:51 PM
i get violently angry everytime i see that pizza hut toscani commercial where they supposedly go to an italian restaurant in rome and the diners dont know the difference btwn real italian food and pizza hut....they should be sued for false advertising and have their food license taken away forever

lmao, same here.