farg Dallas! Thread

Started by SD_Eagle5, March 16, 2006, 10:13:40 PM

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reese125


phillymic2000

QuoteContestants are still being selected. They likely will need a football background — just not too much.

I wonder if freddie knows about this, lace them up freddie!

PoopyfaceMcGee


reese125

you think he'll bring his guitar to tryouts

phillymic2000


General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

Eagaholic

Quote from: SD_Eagle on January 20, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
Does Dallas have that much available cap space? Ray Lewis and TO on the same team would be hilarious.

Even if they can create the cap space after signing Ware, those numbers have to be bogus. No way the league validates that contract, it looks like an extreme deion rule violation, complements of the fine folks who first brought it to y'all. You can't offer a large salary that is almost all guaranteed prorated money.

SunMo

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

stalker

WTF!!!!!

Has anyone seen Romo? She might have eaten him.
Alert, alert. Look well at the rainbow. The fish will be running very soon.

PoopyfaceMcGee

Maybe she's carrying his spawn.

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Father Demon

More reality funness:

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Cowboys' Terrell Owens gets reality show

DALLAS (AP)—Terrell Owens hopes to score with a new cable reality show.

The Dallas Cowboys' controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field.

VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.'s best friends and publicists—Monique Jackson and Kita Williams—will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as "matchmakers and therapists" for Owens.

Owens, who caught 69 passes for 1,052 yards and 10 touchdowns this season, was prominently featured on HBO's "Hard Knocks" that tracked the Cowboys in training camp last year.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Eagaholic

cowboys TE and budding rap star Martellus Bennett has a masterwork on youtube (for which he'll probably get fined)

http://blacksportsonline.com/index/2009/01/dallas-cowboys-no-longer-ameri.html

needs a cameo by jerruh  imo

stalker

I could only think of one word when I viewed that.
Alert, alert. Look well at the rainbow. The fish will be running very soon.

QB Eagles

This team is still undergoing complete destruction, weeks after their season ended. It's an amazing thing to behold.