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rjs246

#13380
December 09, 2008, 02:21:29 PM
Every winter my asscheeks get really farging dry and chapped. This winter is apparently no different.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#13381
December 09, 2008, 02:40:15 PM
Maybe you should let your own poop crust over to protect them.

Father Demon

#13382
December 09, 2008, 02:41:54 PM
For the flyers on this board:

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The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

mussa

#13383
December 09, 2008, 03:02:09 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on December 09, 2008, 02:21:29 PM
Every winter my asscheeks get really farging dry and chapped. This winter is apparently no different.

just tell phatty to pull out all winter, might help moisturize
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rjs246

#13384
December 09, 2008, 03:06:13 PM
Oh I get it! You're insinuating that phattymatt and I are having gay man sex! ZING!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#13385
December 09, 2008, 03:43:37 PM
well i think we all knew from the start
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shorebird

#13386
December 09, 2008, 06:09:49 PM

Diomedes

#13387
December 09, 2008, 06:57:22 PM
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#13388
December 09, 2008, 10:06:47 PM
Sexy.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

mussa

#13389
December 10, 2008, 10:45:14 AM
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Seabiscuit36

#13390
December 10, 2008, 10:56:58 AM
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

mussa

#13391
December 10, 2008, 10:59:59 AM
yes, but who wouldn't want one? planning construction for my apocalypse kit
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Seabiscuit36

#13392
December 10, 2008, 11:07:34 AM
I call mine the Zombie Preparedness Kit
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

shorebird

#13393
December 10, 2008, 11:25:06 AM
Gun Owners of America
We don't compromise. You shouldn't either.
If guns kill people, then......
..pencils miss spell words.
..cars make people drive drunk.
..forks made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

Seabiscuit36

#13394
December 10, 2008, 11:41:10 AM
im going to order my Mosin Nagant 91/30 today, 69.99 for the rifle itself, 30 bucks more to have the FFL dude ship it to his store and do the paperwork.  I watched Enemy at the Gates to get myself ready for some sniping of zombie deer
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons
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